@DokoroNuki Holy crap that's beautifully done. I take it there's no X and Y button tho if the shoulder buttons are still L and R? or if they are, how does one press L and R on a SNES game?
keyboard: "Hey I have macro features!"
me: "oh wow that'd make some things really useful! How?"
keyboard: "lol i dunno check manual"
me: "oh okay I'll just look up the manual on the website and-"
website: "lol no we don't sell this keyboard any more"
me: "...fuck, okay, time to dig out the physical manual"
manual: *KNOWLEDGE*
me: "yay! Let's try this!"
keyboard: "macro recorded :) "
me: "aaand test"
keyboard: *does nothing* :)
me: "...what"
keyboard: :)
me: "WHY!?"
keyboard: :)
@BearishMushroom @007@mastodon.xyz ascending to godhood by becoming some kind of david cronenburg monstrosity
@codl Dexter's truancy problem is /way out of hand/. The Baltimore County school board have decided to /expel/ Dexter from the /entire/ public school system. *drum beats*
@codl why no mr kirk dexter's in school today!
Hey, friend!
Remember that even in places of healing like these federated spaces, you can still accumulate anguish, stress, and tension.
And anyone who cares about you will implore you to step back and rest easy.
Find catharsis, revel in solitude, sit and heal, recuperate... Never feel impelled to constantly participate at the expense of your mental fortitude.
You are not DRM. You don't have to be Always Online!
GOTTA GO FAST
@tessaracht small brain: 1mbps lines are fast
large brain: 10mbps lines are fast as hell
galaxy brain: nah lol 100mbps lines are fast as hell y'all slow as shit
universe brain: hold my beer and watch this
@maple gosh you're so pretty tho
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.