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If an artist you are trying to hire says they don't want to work for free or don't have time to contribute to your project, chill out
don't harass them by sending them messages from time to time; if they are interested, they will come to you
peace

@DokoroNuki Holy crap that's beautifully done. I take it there's no X and Y button tho if the shoulder buttons are still L and R? or if they are, how does one press L and R on a SNES game?

(it doesn't record shit like modifier keys at all haahahahaha)

tl;dr my keyboard has a macro function and I figured out how to make it work but it is next to useless.

keyboard: "Hey I have macro features!"
me: "oh wow that'd make some things really useful! How?"
keyboard: "lol i dunno check manual"
me: "oh okay I'll just look up the manual on the website and-"
website: "lol no we don't sell this keyboard any more"
me: "...fuck, okay, time to dig out the physical manual"
manual: *KNOWLEDGE*
me: "yay! Let's try this!"
keyboard: "macro recorded :) "
me: "aaand test"
keyboard: *does nothing* :)
me: "...what"
keyboard: :)
me: "WHY!?"
keyboard: :)

@BearishMushroom @007@mastodon.xyz ascending to godhood by becoming some kind of david cronenburg monstrosity

@fraggle@octodon.social you just KNOW whoever came up with that name was giggling to themselves the entire time when they did it too

@codl Dexter's truancy problem is /way out of hand/. The Baltimore County school board have decided to /expel/ Dexter from the /entire/ public school system. *drum beats*

Hey, friend!

Remember that even in places of healing like these federated spaces, you can still accumulate anguish, stress, and tension.

And anyone who cares about you will implore you to step back and rest easy.

Find catharsis, revel in solitude, sit and heal, recuperate... Never feel impelled to constantly participate at the expense of your mental fortitude.

You are not DRM. You don't have to be Always Online!

GOTTA GO FAST 

@tessaracht small brain: 1mbps lines are fast
large brain: 10mbps lines are fast as hell
galaxy brain: nah lol 100mbps lines are fast as hell y'all slow as shit
universe brain: hold my beer and watch this

GOTTA GO FAST 

hahahahaha fuck it's so fast it breaks fast.com

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