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hi im ren im meant to be a joke and thanks to patented new No-Security IoT features that allow hackers to use Xpadder or some shit to get arrested immediately after that photo

@theoutrider me seconds before I throw a large mcdonalds milkshake (one of six different ones) over Sacktap of Agrabah

you know a thought occurs.

with the spin and pulse tags i could potentially do a text-only Bill Wurtz style pooptoot.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online Here's a tip. Every time you do an action on your computer in the dark, whisper "I'm in" like you're a hacker

@maple every time i see a search engine waffle some crap about "robots.txt" on a website not working or something I'm like "yo why should a wesbite have a list of robots on it let robots be and don't invade their privacy robots are people too"

@Felthry ah thank you. it still looks WRONG somehow to me and I dunno why.

@lugh the hotpockets inside contain other hotpockets.
HOT POCKETS
IS
MORE

Baba is You has taught me -...wait

tought

...taw-

fuck how do you goddamn spell that fucking word

ANYWAY I have LEARNED from it a very important lesson

sometimes you don't really want "more"

sometimes what you have is just enough

but sometimes, just sometimes, even though it's a terrible idea

you gotta have more.

*puts "Baba is MORE" together and smiles sinisterly*

sonic the hedgehog levels are holding at 48%

(48%) ■■■■□□□□□□

@lynnesbian
"Hi. I'm a mac."
"And I'm a PC"

These were the final words witnessed a mere instant before a brutal gangwar broke out between the Apple Mac Tonight gang and the so called PC Master Race gang, both of which have been fighting on and off over the past five decades, with no end in sight for this brutal conflict.

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