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hm, there's an intermittent connection wizard thing in the bt smart hub control panel but I need a username and password for it. balls. wonder if Paula knows what those are.

straight people: oh you're an hour away? sorry i'm not interested in a long distance relationship

fedi queers: i have literally travelled 8000km just to cuddle

@Nine and the eternal "piss wizard" as directed at former Prime Minister David Cameron

actually i'm pretty proud of arse printer that's a keeper

for example

fuckbasket

tosscupboard

arseprinter

pissbowl

fartreceptacle

the best expletives are always "non-gendered curseword" + "random noun"

Real talk once in Minecraft I decided to see what it's like having a house/small farm with like an ungodly amount of chickens crammed into it...

The answer is hell.

mlep

kinda tired, ognna lay down i think. ninight lovlies

Robo nudity? 

Okay maybe a naked robot is cheating a lil bit, but she looks really cute in soft, pastel shit, I couldn't resist~
(Prompt by @Syasht on Twitter!)

Suddenly reminded that Oh My Goddess! Exists and is pretty much total garbage, but it had a really cute representation of "system bugs"and that's the one thing I liked from it really. Maybe the fashion designs I guess. That's it though.

(the alt texts are jokes on those, sorry. What they actually are, are an out of focus picture of myself with a long black and white furry shape on my lap as I sit cross-legged in the nook that my bed is in, on my bed... The second picture is from a more "first person" point of view, down at my black and white cat still on my lap who is looking up at me adoringly.)

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So I got all the way mostly through my meditation, and then this arsehole decides I've had enough time to meditate and Welp.

Straight up on my lap and cuddling and purring. At least it's relaxing too.

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