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cpu buddy is a windows exclusive program that creates a small cpu buddy to accompany you as you work. it loads a new image into memory every time you change which side it's on and never clears them, causing a memory leak. cup buddy can only be closed by killing it from the task manager or command line. cup buddy

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god awful, americanism 

"In March 1998, a student in Georgia was suspended from school forwearing a Pepsi shirt on the school’s Coke Day: ‘School officials say the shirt was an insult to Coca-Cola executives visiting from Atlanta andruined a school picture in which students spelled out “Coke” ’ (Anon, 1998). Exclusive contracts with corporations such as Coca-Cola are often devised to ensure that the company only need pay out promised monies if schools maintain target sales, thereby providing institutions with financial incentives to promote the corporation’s products (Molnarand Morales, 2000)."

hi im ren im meant to be a joke and thanks to patented new No-Security IoT features that allow hackers to use Xpadder or some shit to get arrested immediately after that photo

you know a thought occurs.

with the spin and pulse tags i could potentially do a text-only Bill Wurtz style pooptoot.

Baba is You has taught me -...wait

tought

...taw-

fuck how do you goddamn spell that fucking word

ANYWAY I have LEARNED from it a very important lesson

sometimes you don't really want "more"

sometimes what you have is just enough

but sometimes, just sometimes, even though it's a terrible idea

you gotta have more.

*puts "Baba is MORE" together and smiles sinisterly*

sonic the hedgehog levels are holding at 48%

(48%) ■■■■□□□□□□

okay NOW I'm done. I've got that outta my system I promise. ^^;

Spinning text/letters inside! be warned! 

You [spin]spin[/spin] me right [spin]round[/spin] baby

[spin]right round[/spin]                [spin]like a record baby[/spin]

[spin]R[/spin][spin]i[/spin][spin]g[/spin][spin]h[/spin][spin]t[/spin] [spin]r[/spin][spin]o[/spin][spin]u[/spin][spin]n[/spin][spin]d[/spin]

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