Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Ace Combat 4 is a game that is about military action and war and airplanes and such but damn if it doesn't have a fuckawesome soundtrack and hell the story cutscenes being both from the point of view of a CIVILIAN having watched all the events of the game from the ground just trying to survive in their country taken over by an imperialist power who gets to know one of the main people you fight against rather personally is a hell of a way to do a story and it just...

it's good???

i can't believe gamefreak is just calling the UK out like this

i mean

we kinda deserve it but WOW

okay so you mighta heard like

the four fossils in Swoosh are deliberately crimes against nature and life itself (seriously oh god why does the game let you create such abominations and make them suffer for our amusement Arceus WHY) because they're a direct callout of the UK fucking up paleontology

but uh... I ONLY JUST found out that the "scientist"'s name in the game who makes them is a pun

Cara Liss

CARELESS.

tired: google search engine
wired: goo girl snug engine

She stick legy out pretty far

Parcelforce more like parcel farce.

Parcelforce: *emails* we're delivering your package today!
Me: oh cool I'll go pick that up later then.
*Arrives at where it's getting delivered, no parcel*
Me: ... *Checks tracking info*
Parcelforce tracking info: your parcel is being delivered today! In an alternate universe where we didn't just get it and not even bother to send it from our depot and instead had emailed you correctly with the information that we'll be delivering it SOON.

it's... complicated omg.

but I now know about throw ratio and all that guff so I guess I've learned something today even if it is making my head friggin spin also I am BAAAAAD at measurements and distances and I'm really friggin bad at guaging them even with a measuring tape nhggjafg

why are dimensions hard

currently researching (or trying to) how to set up a projection screen and projector in a bedroom hhhhh

moths

so good

Sid is really, REALLY well today. he's bounding about, playing, happy, mounting stairs like three at a time with no issue, vocal again and likes to be around people.

Thulhu is happier too because now she gets to play. but also she's sat on my chest when I'm trying to eat lunch so... hm.

oh dang that reminds me one of the NPC trainers you can face repeatedly in Pokemon Swoosh is a construction lady and she's cute and perky and broad shouldered and clearly well muscled and has kinda a cylindrical body shape rather than huge hips and tiny waist and she's just... so good??

She's very femme, but also burly as fuck and I deeply appreciate this atypical body type it's so good <3

https://twitter.com/Loudwindow/status/1202165496763650048

Me: *basking in having completed the post game section for pkmn swoosh now as well*
My brain: hey wanna think about the Pokemon slogan for a while?
Me: oh yeah sure, that sounds like harmless fun.
Brain: *looking patiently at watch* three... Two...
Me: *realisation* omfg. You've never EVER been able to "Catch Em All", not in ANY of the main series games!! You gotta trade for the ones you can't get!!! We've been lied to for decades?!?!
Brain: aaaaand there we go.

uwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu