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Fox News is starting to sound like my grandma's Macaw, except the only word it knows is "woke" instead of "fuckface"

The trending #Bankcollapse seems like a good time to remind people about #CreditUnions

Credit Unions are owned by THE MEMBERS. You get better rates and no hidden fees.

With "shared branching" you can even go to thousands of branches across the country, more than any bank! coop.org/Solutions/Engage/Co-o

Hey all! A not-so-formal introduction. My name's Benny, I'm a Chicago-based #queer #psychologist #folkmusic creating, #ukulele playing friendly goof #catdad, with some thirst on the side ;)

Let's be kind when we can, and fight fascism when we can't.

Thanks for the friendly welcome :)

@flexghost

The reason they're covering deposits greater than $250K is because of the companies who banked there, and without that coverage, there'd be a mass layoff and business closures. They're doing it to avert a much bigger problem.

"Read the books they're banning. That's where the good stuff is."

--LeVar Burton

Putin is literally running out arms and soldiers, emptying prisons to put men in uniform, and thats not going well.

Time for nations suffering dictators held in place by Russian power, to have some Nice Democratic Revolutions.

Self-governing is the BEST!

Lets send them all notes to remind them of the benefits of not having a dictator crushing their lives.

theguardian.com/world/2023/mar

@Wolfie_Rankin

I admire people who can grow things. This is the only plant I can keep alive, because they thrive on neglect.

This is a very highly variegated Philodendron Brasil I got as a cutting last year, it was struggling but seems to have settled nicely.

It has a succulent friend with it.

Once properly grown, I'll transfer it from the plastic soup container it's in to something more permanent.

#plants #philodendron #philodendronbrasil

Ha...another good one Andy. πŸ˜†
Andy Borowitz: Ukraine Invites DeSantis to Put His White High-heeled Boots on the Ground

I’ve never paid for sex.

*looks at kids’ tuition bills*

Well, not on the front end.

I've been on Mastodon for a little over four months and during that time I've blocked maybe half a dozen people.

But today I blocked an entire instance!

They used a homophobia slur. I thought about reporting it, but when I went to block them - well it turns out they're their own Admin.

B'Bye!

Wrapped up a great interview talking about my new release, THE SHADOW GALAXY, current and upcoming books, and world-building. I’ll share when it’s posted. Lots more podcasts in the works soon too!

Time for a new #introduction as my old one's a bit out-of-date.

I'm a 37 year-old cis #gay man living in western PA, USA. I work as a #Unix and (unfortunately) backup #sysadmin. I'm primarily a #NetBSD user.

I'm also into #hamradio, my username's my callsign.

I started #gliding back in July and am now a student glider/#sailplane pilot.

My other interests include #videogames, #books, #hiking, #media (which I used to work in) and #cats, especially my own named Freyja.

@geekysteven

Fun fact: the blood god uses a contract form for covenants. If you review section 3.7.1.4, it specifies that the favor will be performed in exchange for "a" soul, not your or my soul, specifically.
So you can make as many covenants as you want, as long as you have a ready supply of souls to trade.

Bad habits we all have
-Leaving lights on
-marathon tv watching
-making a covenant with the blood god
-squeezing toothpaste from the middle

@victor@tooters.org

Me: Hey Google, I'm in bed. [Trigger for a series of actions]

Hub: According to Wikipedia, "Time For Bed" is a book written by...

Important cat news from Ukraine: Minister of Defense Oleksei Reznikov has a 4 month old Maine Coon kitten named HIMARS

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