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Shoutout to @Xkeeper for referring to terrible people as clowns.

It works oddly well.

uspol, state of the union 

Not watching the thing because the last thing I need to hear right now is a clown spout the same bigoted bullshit he's been saying since 2016. 🤡

I was watching some speedrun of bad games and they played Savage on the Amiga, which probably has the most amazing soundtrack I've heard on that system: youtube.com/watch?v=cHU3wqJjwN

I saw someone mention Dragon Tales and it reminded me of a dude I knew from a game show community who was *really really* into that show.

I don't have much else to say after that really

trans shitpost 

everybody's getting on the boob train

Sometimes I make dumb impulse purchases like these.

These look so goofy yet I like them??

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phone just tried to autocorrect non binary to non bubsy

what could possibly go wrong

I love how I can buy practical things like a cat litter scooper and a wallet, then a day later buy something stupid like kingdom hearts-themed slippers the next day

This is the worry one can have when giving me money :P

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@TonicBH I had a conversation a few months back w/ someone who was lamenting the addition of Funky Kong to the Switch port of Tropical Freeze for this reason. By his estimation, Nintendo was dumbing down & ruining the game with its addition.

I made the point that optional accessibility options didn't hurt anyone, don't disrupt anything, and were vitally useful to people who may simply be physically incapable of playing them any other way.

His response was that not all games are for everyone :|

I know there's a group of gamers who love that sort of "Nintendo hard" challenge but to be honest I want that to stay in the past.

Making games accessible and fun is better than catering to a niche of tryhards who think I Wanna Be The Guy is the pinnacle of challenge.

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Mega Man Legacy Collection made playing through the original Mega Man games tolerable by just having rewind and save state features.

I'd swear if they weren't there I wouldn't have gotten far in any of them.

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sweetness levels are 69% and steady

(69%) ■■■■■■□□□□

I am such a dork that every time I see art involving a butt I just end up quoting that dumb game informer video where Dan Ryckert wears google glasses briefly and goes "ha... it was a butt"

birthday, alcohol mention 

My birthday consisted of not doing much, ripping a bunch of music from CDs, and drinking hard lemonade.

Could be worse, I guess.

shitpost, referencing a fairly gross meme 

Has anyone celebrated both energy sword sunday and fingers in his ass sunday at the same time

For some reason I dreamt something a 13-year-old would've came up with:

A cartoon series where 2-3 original characters jump to various cartoon universes and stop the villains.

It's like Captain N but more broad. And with a less douche-y protagonist.

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Hey, a heads up: if you've done the Fall Creators Update yet on windows 10 PLEASE look up how fast the esp8266 adc can go myu and awoo and gay

A discord server I'm on talked about why Spaceballs hasn't had a sequel yet.

I then pointed out there was a cartoon series about ten years ago and it was absolute T R A S H

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spacebal

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Introducing the new Sony Playstation.

Script by @jk
Music from NES Pictionary
Video from my living room and Sony

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