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selfie, eye contact, make-up 

@behold3r you're so gorgeous, honeybunch πŸ’— πŸ’— πŸ’—

@maple you forgot some personal favorites of mine:

- arfworks touchtime
- gorgon electrotab
- fabrazzi softworks terravolt
- garfvision
- tsurugi shelfboy
- dmitryov optimum radlad
- 8700
- turing testies

selfie, eye contact, boosts ok 

@maple gosh, i love my beautiful gorgeous lesbian girlfriend so much πŸ’— πŸ’— πŸ’— πŸ’— πŸ’—

@LaserScheme one time i got a nice hot dog while walking down the streets of chicago, and who would pop up out of the sewer except yoda, the dirty trash hobbit. he ate the sport peppers and relish off my hot dog, making disgusting slurping sounds all the while and leaving goblin spit everywhere, before unnaturally contorting his body to fit through the storm drain. truly an awful filthy cretin.

@LaserScheme still thinking about Yoda, the unsanitary toilet gremlin

@LaserScheme i keep seeing that little pig everywhere i go. what a strange wrinkly old goblin

my ordinary life: ep 37 

@maple you tiled your car? badass

@maple *fluffs your cheek. with my lips. because i'm kissing it. i'm kissing your cheek*

@evie

Be gay all over some hot dogs and pizza for me πŸ’—

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