General Zellativity @Zelli@computerfairi.es

Going to have lunch with someone who works in my building on how to transition without a ton of headache. Can't wait to totally choke and not say anything

*crono's mom voice* good morning

i was finally curious and decide to try tasting my cum. i didn't get much of an impression because i did that thing where you taste something you don't think you'll like and immediately spit it out, but my initial analysis:

salty yet somehow also flavorless. unimpressed thus far, requires further research.

extremely horny for validation rn

i got gogurt for the first time in at least 15 years as my morning snack for the next week or so and have no idea what to expect

being exposed to Phil Collins in this supermarket and becoming more boring by the second

C. R. E. A. M.

Corporations Rule Everything Around Me

pretzels looking like a damn snack

Like an hour and a half into the workday and I'm already close to passing out

goodnight hunnybuns 💤

I AM NOW COMPLETE

sleeeep

love too not have any of my stuff play unless i change an obscure playback setting, only for itunes to just start fast-forwarding without any way to stop it. incredible.

it's well discussed how buggy and irritating windows software is (with good reason) but i feel like nobody talks about what a shitty buggy mess itunes is

*new year's bun noises*

year