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I just got the sketch back for another commission I asked for and I'm so happy. My heart's pounding.

2 Broke Girls Break Bank
2 Broke Girls Break the Internet
2 Broke Girls Broke 2 Girls
2 Broke Girls Cause an International Incident
2 Broke Girls: REALLY Big Shrimp

thinking about how badly my desire to become really cute clashes with my tendency and desire to keep tricking people into asking me what ligma is

Oops, I Knocked Up My Skeleton Girlfriend! (2021, pre-production)

Boost this and I’ll assign you your very own animal side kick

(No bugs but yes reptiles)

according to the trans lady i spoke with the work environment here is very easy and good for transitioning so that is very comforting to hear 💖

LGBT stands for

Let’s
Guillotine
Billionaires
Today

Going to have lunch with someone who works in my building on how to transition without a ton of headache. Can't wait to totally choke and not say anything

I need to add some more variety to my music collection :blobthinking:

anyone have recommendations?

(not overly concerned about genre, I have faves from bloody damn near everything)

nsfw text (bodily fluids) 

i was finally curious and decide to try tasting my cum. i didn't get much of an impression because i did that thing where you taste something you don't think you'll like and immediately spit it out, but my initial analysis:

salty yet somehow also flavorless. unimpressed thus far, requires further research.

mild lewd 

extremely horny for validation rn

i got gogurt for the first time in at least 15 years as my morning snack for the next week or so and have no idea what to expect

being exposed to Phil Collins in this supermarket and becoming more boring by the second

C. R. E. A. M.

Corporations Rule Everything Around Me

Like an hour and a half into the workday and I'm already close to passing out

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