@maple my painful story from today: https://write.with.parts/adasauce/wireguard-on-nanopc-t4-with-boringtun
and the super easy docs from the ArchLinux wiki: https://wiki.archlinux.org/index.php/WireGuard
@sara hmm sounds like a consultant came in to management to talk about how relationships are as important as the data! And your company's "Big Data" needs to be restructured for streamlined business unit synergies !
@sara super jelly! I don't think I've ever used an actual graph database in production for a real reason.
what are you storing in it? π€€
@kelerak <work>: don't you just love brands? what's your favourite brand? how can we be MORE BRAND?
<consciousnesses>: napalm all rbands
@commie upon re-reading I realize it seems like I'm trying to upstage you with extreme stories.
i'm with you in commiseration. fuck javascript
@evie aww so wholesome!
@commie double yick!
I did a similar thing using Bison/Jison in coffeescript to parse raw SQL statements coming from an IBM Asset Management system and translate them to IndexDB to query offline synced datasets on tablets π€ π€’
It was so absolutely fragile to develop, then once it worked there were CI tests in place to literally shoot air darts at people who changed the code.
Programming Jenkins to fire air darts was 100x more fun than that project.
@maple OMG its SO EASY to set up.
I'm writing a little blog post rn about setting it up on a NanoPC T4 with userspace utils.
because fuck friendlyelec and dietpi for not providing kernel headers
@commie I made a DSL called "Snoopy" once upon a time where you wrote VB.NET programs using XML that was parsed with a DTD and pseudo-transpiled directly.
It was as horrible and unusable as you might imagine. But somehow the "business users" thought it was easier than writing code because they could "click and drag" valid tags to build reporting programs.
@byttyrs can I get a double of the second juice?
btw the transparency looks wicked on dark BGs
@sara 127.0.0.1:3306 π
Golly #WireGuard is so nice compared to #OpenVPN. I've replaced it in two of my point-to-point VPNs and it has higher throughput, lower latency, lower system resources (extra handy on #SBC s).
Can't wait to keep exploring its capabilities with a larger #VPN network and multiple peers
Selfie
@Shadejackrabbit so dis is summergoth 2k19 look?
@commie i knew i got those "FUCK CLOUDFLARE" stickers for a reason!
@iliana AMAZING pattern π