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dense person, illegal activities 

@troubleMoney oh, i'll be looking into it more for the juicy bits. the primary goal of the review is viability for investment as a technological solution.

pretty quick to deliver a yay/nay on that one.

dense person, illegal activities 

time for a code review!
get on some cozy pants
some hot caffeinated beverage ready

let's just have a quick peek at the git history.

*sees blatant theft in commit #1*

Looks like an open and shut case, Johnson.

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dense person, illegal activities 

If you're going to steal code & IP from a multi-billion dollar mega tech corporation, at least don't commit it using your fuckin work email on your work pc, and not scrub the git history.

AND THEN to not do anything to hide it when someone tells you someone else is going to audit it?

/r/relationships: my lich partner (???nb) seems to be constructing a kind of portal in my (30f) basement but when i ask what it's for they cackle and shout "ETERNITY BECKONS"

AAAHH

someone asked me to check out a blockchain that was set up for them by someone else.

geth running with a single `docker run`
datadir is just in the container @ /root/.ethereum.
zero backups.

blockchain may as well not even exist.

@chuck i made one just the other day too playing around.

i think i like my avitar t oo much to change it though.

how many makes could your makefile make, if your makefile could make makes

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@FuchsiaShock me too :) I made a few, was never quite as popular as speedy, qwerty86, or xacto.

Looking for a tool like Zmodeler 1.x that runs in linux. I miss that 2004 3d modeling feel. bespoke hand placed polygons please.

@grufwub@notbird.site looks a lot like my desk πŸ˜† I have a little project shelf I move them to on Monday, but by wednesday they're all sprawled back again

@tcit@social.tcit.fr yuck, though at least its open source and not some opaque identity search engine that gathers and stores info about everyone without consent.

at *LEAST*

still gross

got two compliments on my shirt today (and one from a stranger!) ! 🌀️

feelin' so nice, hope that feeling stays with me all day

Probably Another Server Ban/Mute 

@PaladinQuinn yea considering he's the effin' admin. sounds like a server block to me, he's not going to moderate shit.

@sir its a large SVG bit can be scaled to 200z200 with scratches and all as SVG elements

Whats your email again?

@TonicBH heckin' yes! i had coffee icecream this morning instead of drinking my morning coffee :blobreach:

i have a little extra birthday money i wanna blow on a new outfit, whats cute and in?

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