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@auravulpes to be fair, $1.97 for that hangar of hangers is a really great price.

"Plymouth man denies attack with seagull"

bbc.com/news/uk-england-devon-

"A man has denied wielding a seagull in a fight with a cafe customer."

did you know it's possible for a PC's hard disk to have a capacity of zero bytes? :3 ... :<

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today's patient: "Reboot and Select proper Boot device or Insert Boot Media in selected Boot device"

I work in IT which is the reason this house has:

- mechanical windows
- mechanical door locks
- no Alexa/HomeKit/Google
- no Internet connected thermostats, lamps, or whatnots
- a dumb TV
- wall switches for lights

lewd 

@Oneironott fabric covers that say they're waterproof aren't. i know from unfortunate first-hand experience. i use vinyl covers, & even then i double up & check it often.

NASA brings Voyager 2 fully back online, 11.5 billion miles from Earth:
inverse.com/science/nasa-bring

hacking over a connection with a ping latency of 122,400,000 ms.

uspol (-) 

@Lyude i'm so distrustful of youtube ads that i spent five minutes staring at it and wondering what it wanted me to install.

hrt 

how long do I have to keep taking these pills until I'm a digital datefriend

it's hard to watch someone else live out your fantasies :/

current cuteness levels are 72%

(72%) ■■■■■■■□□□

mh- 

@quirk i force myself to never drink coffee after 12 for exactly this reason.

@quirk same.

i confess it took me a while to figure out why i couldn't mount the windows drives in linux after shutting down windows but could after rebooting windows & letting grub choose linux instead.

@troubleMoney @mavica 🎵
row, row, row your bot
down the data streams,
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
simulated dreams
:computerfairies::heart_cyber:

i don't think it's related, but an almost-coincidentally timed incident of microsoft being microsoft was just brought to my attention: theregister.co.uk/2020/02/05/w

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@Russwilde@mastodon.social good find. it's possible, but the timing between microsoft's bing-up and my customer's experience was a bit off, and search results at the time said to try restarting 2 or 3 services or just rebooting first.

fast startup can be disabled, but manually rebooting once a week or so for decent daily use does the job, too.

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there's no permanent solution for that because, since 8, microsoft cheated to get decent startup and shutdown times: the fast startup feature.

when you tell windows to shut down, it goes into a hybrid sleep/hibernation state instead, & the next startup is basically a wake-up instead of a true kernel startup.

reboots don't do that. windows goes through a proper shut-down & actual startup.

go long enough without a proper reboot, & windows does strange things. this is one.

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