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(also, of course that key's going to be changed to something else.)

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y'know how routers come with WPA2 security enabled and random word-word-number keys printed on a sticker? i just got one for a new customer in which the words are "zany" "onion," and my first thought was "that describes php perfectly."

us news, :battery_low: 

"Hot Pockets heiress sentenced to five months in prison" is an actual headline in our reality.

we are living in the dystopia of 20 minutes into the future.

@JulieSqveakaroo amazingly enough, i have never once gotten that call, even as a prank.

i just became a *real* isp help desk tech. i've been at this for 15 years, but today for the first time ever, one of my customers asked me about an email bounce message by printing it, scanning the printout sideways, putting the scan in a pdf, and emailing me the pdf. yes, the text of the scanned page was sideways in the pdf.

:crt_w_noise: make backups of your files 

computers have come with smart-capable hard drives for most of 15 years now, & windows still doesn't have a smart monitor or notifier of its own.

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has anyone made a "hell's bells" joke w/r/t doom and animal crossing yet

it's so obvious and stupid that i actually hope i'm not the first

:crt_w_noise: make backups of your files 

Folks, I just had to tell a customer that they likely lost everything on their computer. They brought it to me saying one day it was working fine and the next it went black. I couldn't get their HDD to recognize at all in any of 3 testing environments.

Make backup copies of your files, and save them on removable disks. If you haven't done it in a while, do it today.

@mavica you still have my gratitude for all the work you've put into keeping it up and giving it its own character. thank you. :bunpats: :computerfairies: :heart_cyber:

today's patient: "sfc /scannow" -> "Windows Resource Protection could not start the repair service"

A quick look in services.msc showed half the services, nearly all of them microsoft services, disabled. (i guess they should be automatic? they're not well documented, & that seemed to work.)

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

I just wanted boobs. How did I join this revolution? redd.it/f4h99h

@SuperCee@plush.city they're not even aware of the curation bias clouding their judgement:

they compare a curated list of music then (good music they remember) to an uncurated list of music now, the furthest thing from a fair comparison, so of course music from then is "better."

lewd, strawberry jam 

also, the inspiration for my entry is a pangram shorter than the fox test.

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a real thought i had while watching educational content on youtube 

@monorail in addition to all the other great replies, it makes playing lego with sockets easier, especially if you want to do soldered-to-socketed ic repairs later on.

lewd, strawberry jam 

i decided to try my hand at strawberry jam* this year. my entry will be a twine game, and it's giving me a renewed appreciation for the effort that goes into writing good furry smut.

* itch.io/jam/strawberry-jam-4

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