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happy unix epoch + 1,609,459,200 seconds, folks! (new year midnight UTC)

Cyberpunk 2077 seizure PSA 

Don’t know how many of y’all have seen this but apparently there’s a sequence that specifically flashes red and white lights so uh, heads up if y’all were thinking of playing this
gameinformer.com/2020/12/07/cy

These are both too real. This game is almost enough to make me go back to SOL.EXE.

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cw: food 

I've been pinching out a hole in my toasts.
I could also butter the bread on both sides, use a glass to cut out a hole, & toast the hole alongside; although that should make it look like it came out of a certain masked antihero movie, it just feels more wasteful to me.

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eggy in the basket recipe
1 egg
1 slice bread
1 pad butter (1-2 tsp)
seasoning
Form a hole in bread. Melt butter in a frying pan on medium-low heat. Place bread in pan, crack egg into hole, season. Fry until egg bottom sets, flip, fry until egg is done, serve.

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Someone suggested I had the heat too high, and my second attempt at a slightly lower setting seems to confirm it.

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I tried making eggy in the basket for the first time, using wheat bread. It tastes fantastic, but I fear I came up short on presentation a bit. What do you think?

Periodic reminder. Don't open attachments that:

* come in unexpected email,
* are password-protected, &
* have its password in the same email it's attached to.

No anti-malware scanner along the way could open it to scan it before you got it. If it could, it would've blocked it as obvious malware.

current love levels are 34%

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What do you get when you play the BBC News countdown theme and Dua Lipa's "Hallucinate" at the same time? I don't know, but it's one of the better mash-ups I've listened to. youtube.com/watch?v=skK3WoK5Z8

Weird observation:

There is a word in the English language which is 80% silent letters, and the only letter that's actually pronounced is among the rarest in the language.

This is not what I imagined the post-apocalypse would look like:

"Drone Footage: Video Of San Francisco Skyline Under Surreal Orange Skies": youtube.com/watch?v=v6geL5rkt1 (YT, 56s)

re: wildfire, gender reveal, rant 

Gender reveal party inventor begs for end to ‘toxic’ trend amid wildfires: nypost.com/2020/09/08/gender-r

“For the love of God, stop burning things down to tell everyone about your kid’s penis. No one cares but you,” the parenting blogger wrote.

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