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Date: 10,000 BCE
Problem: crops failed
Diagnosis: crop gods angry with you
Plan: propitiate gods, hope for best

Date: 1999
Problem: emails missing
Diagnosis: DNS
Plan: fix DNS

Date: 2025
Problem: emails missing
Diagnosis: email reputation gods angry with you
Plan: propitiate gods, hope for best

#email

"Ariel, don't you mean first-party retail websites?"

What, you mean HP? They have a parts store, yes, but they either discontinue or run out of the parts most likely to break, even before the laptop models those parts are used in are themselves discontinued.

Sorry about your screen breaking. Yes, we know you downloaded & read our service manual, but we're all out of replacement screens. Would you like to buy a replacement SSD instead? How about a replacement power cord for your power adapter?

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Don't buy an HP laptop unless you love paying a premium for disposable hardware.

The only ones I've put my hands on lasting more than 4 years without something critical breaking are ones that spent at least 3 of those years turned off and collecting dust. Even better, when they break, simply buying replacement parts is a crapshoot of no-name third-party vendors with sketchy reviews, even on major second-party retail websites.

Customer: "I need a new computer. What kind should I get?"
Me: "Your pawn shop's oldest computer."

Ars Technica, 2025-04-11, "Microsoft is putting privacy-endangering Recall back into Windows 11": arstechnica.com/security/2025/
Snapshotting and AI processing a screen every 3 seconds. What could possibly go wrong?

For the last six days, everything everywhere broke both all at once and one at a time, somehow, all needing my personal involvement to fix, with not enough rest and no me-time. I exist, fatigued yet indefatigable.

hi for my build date anniversary i'd love for people to play with and and show me the cool pictures they make with them thank you

maple.pet/webgbcam
maple.pet/ditherinator

It gets better. If I pass the mouse pointer over the OneDrive tray icons, they all go away as soon as they find themselves under it.

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You have OneDrive.

I have SeventeenDrive.

10 22H2 with a wifi network set to metered.

Programming languages that use their own package managers are safer and more secure than programming languages that rely on the underlying OS's package manager, and other lies programmers tell each other: 2025-02-05 edition.

Ars Technica, "Go Module Mirror served backdoor to devs for 3+ years": arstechnica.com/security/2025/

it's 2025 and girlies are still offering "gnu imp" as a poor alternative to adobe photoshop when cs2 is actually free with serial keys provided by adobe themselves web.archive.org/web/2014092107

or just use krita for goddess sake

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