Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

FreeBSD Complain #52:
Why in the fucking worlds does ports insist on reinstalling shit from scratch? Like, I have lang/ruby24 installed. WHY IS IT TRYING TO REINSTALL IT FROM SOURCE?! All I wanted to do was compile Vim with the Motif toolkit. Why are you reinstalling ruby from source?

I need to fuckin' let it go. The more rational part of me knows nothing was meant by it. But gods fucking damn it. It's so damn hard when all I can do is keep coming back to it.

"The worst they can do is say no"
Ain't that a crock of shit. Oh, yeah, sure, they'll only say no. But no fucking hurts. I'd compare it to a punch to the gut, but I've punched myself there enough to be able to tell you what I'd fuckin' prefer, and guess what? It ain't being told no.

Man, rejection sensitivity is a fucking *bitch*. Someone fucking end me now.

@wigglytuffitout And, of course, the techbros love to say "Oh, it's just learning from the data." Yeah, guess what? The data contains **years** of prejudice. That computer ain't learning from some pure, neutral set. It's not like trying to teach it to recognize the number three. It's learning from our shittiness. The computer can't tell right from wrong, so if you feed it all the wrong of the past centuries, without feeding it *massive* corrections...

@wigglytuffitout That last point can't be emphasized enough. **IT'S HAPPENING NOW**. People got all up in arms about the racist webcam years ago, but what they don't realize is that that racist webcam's cousin is now making important decisions in areas like the court system or the housing system. And it's not much better about not being racist. If anything, it might just be a bit worse.

@maple Report: I'm in the picture and I don't like it

@maple trans rights, bitches!

Fucking asexuals, makin' me want garlic bread. Ugh.

It's all your faults that I made two loaves of french bread and am currently turning one into garlic bread, r/aaaaaaacccccccce. I hope you're happy with yourselves.

@maple I mean, a not-insignificant number of English-language developers still use ASCII. The only difference is that, back when the Unicode Consortium was formed, we USAians decided we were so important that the first 128 codepoints should just be ASCII, any other possible choice for how to arrange Unicode be damned. Because why should *we* have to reencode *our* documents? No, no, no. We'll leave that for the *rest* of the world to do.

Me, at midnight, feeling horny, aggressive, and kinda subby: Fight me, dom(me)s! I shall be the arbiter of your worth as a dominant through testing you in the boxing ring!

Me, having forgotten that stamina and cardio were never my strong suit and it's actually been a while since I last worked out, deciding to go on a jog: OH GODS. WHY ON EARTH DO MY LUNGS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ON FIRE?! WHY ARE MY LEGS SO WEAK?! WHY IS MY EVERYTHING SO WEAK?! WHY AM I SO WOBBLY?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

@maple This is the most I can find: http://www.greenbulb.com/ssmirror

There was also a lifehacker article from 2010 which basically goes "just buy a mirror and glue it on." It specifically mention hardware store inspection mirrors. It's not the best looking thing and probably not what you're looking for, but it's an option, I guess. Here's the referenced Instructables article, if you're curious: https://www.instructables.com/id/Self-Portrait-Camera-Mirror/

Me, realizing that assuming the second scenario isn't the one that comes to pass, I could get a robotic version of Aura, allowing me to literally fuck myself: 😮

Me, also realizing that he's canonically sentient, making it kinda wrong to get a sexbot version of him that's not sentient:

Me, realizing that sexbots are becoming a thing, allowing me to have a real-life version of a robotic anthro wolf OC of mine with all kinds of exotic penis modifications:
Me, realizing that I actually probably won't get that, because sexbots are going to be targetted largely, if not exclusively, at cishet men and thus will largely, if not exclusively, be predesigned, conventionally-attractive, cishetallo women:

Incidentally, if you can't defeat *me*, quite possibly one of the weakest, most masochistic, most willing subs you'll ever meet, in a boxing match or an MMA fight, what on Earth are you doing calling yourself a dom(me)?! Like, come on!