Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

So, I finally fixed my audio issues. Turns out, it has to do with an issue in the kernel that apparently only affects a couple of Dell laptops. A couple hours of recompiling later, though, and it's fixed! The static is gone!

tfw you forget you're literally *compiling a kernel*

Current ADHD mood:
Wait a second! I was compiling the FreeBSD kernel earlier, wasn't I? How's that going?

Pros:
- HEALTHY!
- Save money on fuel and maintenance
- IDK, feel more in touch with the world?

Cons:
- Have to already be in decent shape
- Car drivers hate you on the roads
- Pedestrians hate you on the sidewalk
- Cities won't give you bike lanes
- SWEAT
- Seriously, you're gonna spend all the money you're saving on deodorant because you live in an area that regularly experiences highs of ~40°C during summer

FreeBSD Complain #52:
Why in the fucking worlds does ports insist on reinstalling shit from scratch? Like, I have lang/ruby24 installed. WHY IS IT TRYING TO REINSTALL IT FROM SOURCE?! All I wanted to do was compile Vim with the Motif toolkit. Why are you reinstalling ruby from source?

I need to fuckin' let it go. The more rational part of me knows nothing was meant by it. But gods fucking damn it. It's so damn hard when all I can do is keep coming back to it.

"The worst they can do is say no"
Ain't that a crock of shit. Oh, yeah, sure, they'll only say no. But no fucking hurts. I'd compare it to a punch to the gut, but I've punched myself there enough to be able to tell you what I'd fuckin' prefer, and guess what? It ain't being told no.

Man, rejection sensitivity is a fucking *bitch*. Someone fucking end me now.

Fucking asexuals, makin' me want garlic bread. Ugh.

It's all your faults that I made two loaves of french bread and am currently turning one into garlic bread, r/aaaaaaacccccccce. I hope you're happy with yourselves.

Me, at midnight, feeling horny, aggressive, and kinda subby: Fight me, dom(me)s! I shall be the arbiter of your worth as a dominant through testing you in the boxing ring!

Me, having forgotten that stamina and cardio were never my strong suit and it's actually been a while since I last worked out, deciding to go on a jog: OH GODS. WHY ON EARTH DO MY LUNGS FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ON FIRE?! WHY ARE MY LEGS SO WEAK?! WHY IS MY EVERYTHING SO WEAK?! WHY AM I SO WOBBLY?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Me, realizing that assuming the second scenario isn't the one that comes to pass, I could get a robotic version of Aura, allowing me to literally fuck myself: 😮

Me, also realizing that he's canonically sentient, making it kinda wrong to get a sexbot version of him that's not sentient:

Me, realizing that sexbots are becoming a thing, allowing me to have a real-life version of a robotic anthro wolf OC of mine with all kinds of exotic penis modifications:
Me, realizing that I actually probably won't get that, because sexbots are going to be targetted largely, if not exclusively, at cishet men and thus will largely, if not exclusively, be predesigned, conventionally-attractive, cishetallo women:

Incidentally, if you can't defeat *me*, quite possibly one of the weakest, most masochistic, most willing subs you'll ever meet, in a boxing match or an MMA fight, what on Earth are you doing calling yourself a dom(me)?! Like, come on!