jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

whoever invented json and decided that we should use it for everything should be punished.

wait no, no one invented it really. json is actually just a side effect of using javascript in browsers that became a standard due to the philosophy of "well hell, it seems to work so why not?", which is also known as the guiding principle behind 90% of web development.

note to self: at some point draw a #splatoon2 character in homage to Alexander McQueen as worn by Shalom Harlow with that bit where she came out in a white dress and was spray-painted by two robotic arms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P13oZsD-t4s

bc that moment is honestly just like

hashtag iconic

Why do I work in a place like this?

tfw there is no deed too low for the commies.

@007 america is basically just galaxy brain reality show spectacle but all the viewers are suffering from an opioid epidemic

@kropotkhristian I thik they tried it once years ago and it fizzled out at the time. Something seems to have taken root there in the past six months or so :(

@kropotkhristian it’s veeeeery frustrating

brushing my cat is like a 3 hour job of her only kind of letting me brush her. also she has so much hair lol look at her mane