jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

nobody "blasts ropes" ropes are not "blasted" they are "tied" or "knotted" or sometimes "slung" or even "given slack" but never "blasted"

HELL YEAH

whoever invented json and decided that we should use it for everything should be punished.

wait no, no one invented it really. json is actually just a side effect of using javascript in browsers that became a standard due to the philosophy of "well hell, it seems to work so why not?", which is also known as the guiding principle behind 90% of web development.

note to self: at some point draw a #splatoon2 character in homage to Alexander McQueen as worn by Shalom Harlow with that bit where she came out in a white dress and was spray-painted by two robotic arms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P13oZsD-t4s

bc that moment is honestly just like

hashtag iconic

Why do I work in a place like this?

tfw there is no deed too low for the commies.

@007 america is basically just galaxy brain reality show spectacle but all the viewers are suffering from an opioid epidemic

@kropotkhristian I thik they tried it once years ago and it fizzled out at the time. Something seems to have taken root there in the past six months or so :(