jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

Wow this is a perfect article

@evie it was you! you were the gay all along, you just had to believe in yourself.

@evie @noelle i cant wait to find out that I’m being played by scarlet Johansson

I knew it!!!
I always had a hunch but it's great to get confirmation
https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/j-k-rowling-reveals-that-you-the-reader-were-gay-all-along/

*notice your mortal brain*
ꙮWꙮ wat's dis?

I'm a smol cishet white man uwu bean so if I ever make you uncomfortable, u should tell me uwu. But only in DMs so I'm not embarrassed in public. But don't be too mean or I mite get scared OwO. Also theres a chance ill straight up ignore you. Pleas be patient!

Feelin cute so here’s my outfit :) #ootd

Fullstop talking to a non-Chavista leftist Venezuelan about our country's politics is the most refreshing shit ever even if I'm ignorant of a lot of things

And a far cry from reading gringos comment on it for sure lmao