jk I'm all about that bread @danishcookies@computerfairi.es

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1090100984590798849

Local techbro discovers what hunger is
https://twitter.com/jack/status/1089261299073048581?s=19

*peers out into the federated timeline*

listen katamaris or no if y'all are all cousins now, and you're still all hornt for each other, you gotta at least tell ROLL TIDE before you touch each other's massive-and-still-growing balls

#transcrowdfund

i am a simple kitty
you rub my tummy for too long and i get restless energy so i bite u :•)

Um boy does this hit a little too close to home.

https://twitter.com/hourlyFox/status/1090070785136435200

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committing time theft daydreaming about pretty girls

thyme theft

hey if someone with mental health issues asks you to leave them alone you should probably do that thanks

Game Maker: i see you are recompiling a build to native code after adding scripts to the project. Would you like me to break all the script asset IDs, so that your program has random inscrutable errors that don't actually come from the game logic and you'll only realize after testing the game for over an hour that you need to do a clean rebuild?

> YES

The few times i met Nutty she was quiet and passionate and i always had a hard time talking to her about anything other then tree flimbing and cats,, but wow i love her so much! Good luck during her two weeks in jail!
#BeLikeNutty

"They asked if I had anything to say. Despite how I hate mincing my words out of fear, there was a lot I didn’t think worth uttering before the judge who would decide my fate.

Like fuck your laws. Like in my dreams, I imagine your vaunted court buildings crumbling and broken. Flames licking at the mountains of statutes and precedents you’ve used to command us. Prisoners cutting through shackles and smashing through gates and breathing fresh free air.

Fuck the liberal ideologies of people who take offense at the punishments endured by some land defenders while they proclaim how distinct we are from those who share our jail cells."

https://itsgoingdown.org/nutty-begins-sentence-issues-statement/

Do I miss his heart or his dick?

Neither I miss that fucking FREE KUSH

be careful when feeding buns

they may become permanently attached.

let it be known that white rice in large quantities is a really bad idea

Today is the first anniversary of the Gobelê massacre, wherein 18 refugees were killed by Turkey bombing them, one of several such massacres by Turkey's forces illegally invading Northern Syria for annexation as a "safe zone" of the areas which were safe for refugees until Turkey invaded.
http://www.hawarnews.com/en/haber/one-year-has-passed-on-gobel-massacre-h6503.html

Five activists detained after attending #jan25 revolution commemoration at Karama Party HQ.
Their whereabouts are still unknown.

The ceremony, organized by the leftist Karama and Popular Alliance parties to mark 8 years since Egypt's revolution, had been prohibited by security forces, who raided the event and only allowed attendees to exit after making copies of their ID cards.

https://madamasr.com/en/2019/01/28/news/u/five-activists-detained-after-attending-revolution-commemoration-at-karama-party-hq/