Creepy fortune teller: "I'm afraid these cards indicate a great misfortune in your future"
ME: "not so fast!" *raises duel disk* "you triggered my trap card: mirror force!"
FT: "I'm sorry? I don't understand"
ME: "that clears the table of your reading. Next, I play pot of greed, which allows me to draw two more cards from the deck *lays out*
FT: "wha- that's not how this works. that's not how any of this works!"
ME: "and the new card is 'the world' upright, meaning I will receive a sense of completion and contentment in my current endeavors!"
FT: "what is going on?!?"
ME: "now I have defeated your evil fortune, so you are banished to the shadow realm"
FT: "please leave my shop"
Paleontology
newly discovered "Crazy Beast"
https://www.dmns.org/science/earth-sciences/projects/marooned-on-mesozoic-madagascar/
new OC | furry/scaly | dragon
so I made a spotify album cover that had a glow-in-the-dark dragon DJ on it
decided to flesh out a super basic ref sheet for said DJ (DJ ST0N3RW1Z@RD)
Her glowing marks are natural, not paint, so they don't wash off or sweat off. They're almost unnoticeable in regular daylight/indoor lighting.
Currently, keeping her face markless because it seems cooler that way??
Birdsite link, but catchy nice tune, lovely neon visuals, and a cutie skink anthro bopping along otthe music
🔮 astrology | 420 | slice of life | animation | comics | visual 2D artist | furry/scaly ✨
"These fists tell a story! And it's a story of love and friendship!" - Pokemon X & Y
⚠️ CW/TW: I love storms, use a lot of caps lock, and old school emoticons :3
🔞 I don't post NSFW material, but might share it
((also online at @mechadragon ))
[current avatar commissioned from Fray https://fray.tumblr.com]