🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

managed to win like 4 or 5 matches in a row despite none of my teammates using the beacons

(in an extra worn out voice with a southern accent) please use the squid beacons I put down y'all, *please*,

I put'em down for you!

you can spawn at my beacons! it's true! please!

#splatoon3 #splatoon #splatfest

one of those days where I'm going to bed early because I feel mentally terrible *and* physically terrible 🙃

there's something extra ominous when a relative leaves a voicemail asking to schedule a specific time to talk

what I thought MMO's would be like: (pictures of MonHun and dot hack)

what MMO's ended up being like: (photographs of marching bands, orchestra, team sports)

last minute ordering/paying for things because my new card won't be here until mid next week

one really annoying call with the bank later

captcha test: which one of these pixelated photos is a rugby ball?

my clueless american dumbass: uuuuuuuuuuuhhh,..,...,,,,.....,,..

was anyone going to tell me pencil boards are supposed to be used to prevent bleed through/pressure or was I supposed to just figure that out from collecting random anime pencil boards

I half expect someone to jump into this toot saying they know who I'm talking about/referencing and that guy is problematic somehow, and I wouldn't doubt it, but that's not the point

the point is I'm picking the least likely of the 3 because

(in the same tone as "what if it was purple!") what if there's a dinosaur in that lake!

I think for this splatfest I'm inspired by that one comedian's bit where he explains how he's not an expert in like, anything, but, what if, there was a giant dinosaur in that lake

Heheh, I bookmarked it

It was from 2021!

now I have to find the damn toots which is going to be a bit of a headache

literally whooping, hollering, and jumping around because I managed to find a post that speculates if Yui (K-ON!) has ADD or ADHD and like

*WHO* fuckin' speculated that right here a few years ago???

**ME THAT'S WHO**

I have recently found out the purple DLC tiger in SAR is called Alchemist Tiger

ok, so, SAR DLC isn't loot boxes or pulls, so if I *did* spend the money I would 100% get the things I want, 1 & done

but it's also real money on a game I've been playing for...less than a month?

wonder what I did to get almost all my soundcloud ads in Spanish

I cannot get over how cute this purple bengal tiger is in super animal royale ​