🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

I suppose I'm more pissed that I brushed off 3-4 inches of snow off the car early for nothin'

surreal to be at the store and a pre recorded vaccine reminder plays over the speakers,

"The pandemic is over! (cheer sfx) but COVID is here to stay! (boo sfx) Remember to get vaccinated, COVID is still one of the top causes of death behind heart attacks and cancer!"

like what's the vibe here, what am I actually supposed to take away from this, what are other people getting out of this

wear a fucking mask
AND
get vaccinated

youtube ad for...african swine flu awareness? ​

apparently there's dog strollers for most sizes, seriously thought about getting one for Irene (the pom) for a second

I am so confused, I thought "sad beige parenting" was an insult we were using for bad parenting

so I tap the hashtag on insta expecting to see mostly funny or angry callout posts from *not* beige parents

apparently,... the terrible parents are *AWARE* of the name and are *PROUD* to use the hashtag?? ??????

...at least when I was growing up (90's) if most of the interior was pure white with BS abstract art, at least the kids rooms were explosions of color

it's somewhat reassuring to find DASHAREZONE when I'm on smaller social media sites, like they're a constant in the infinite paths of the internet...

...

...is DASHAREZONE on furry gallery sites?

I kinda want to see more famous images remade with animal skeletons now ​

so you're tellin' me, some immortal-ish (maybe an elf) guy watches everyone?
to single handedly alignment chart style determine if they've been good or evil on a yearly basis

and because of this constant magical surveillance, I should consider the benefits of generosity for it’s own sake…

because he IS coming? no doubts? no reschedules? stand-ins?

to hand deliver his judgement not only to my residence but everyone? in one night?

via magical reindeer?!

idk,....

good news! found the winter hat

bad news: this is why I HAVE to put shit back in The Same Spot Every Single Time

my pupper isn't feeling well and I'm fairly sure I somehow lost my only winter hat already ​

changed my mind about the 24/7 self laundry place because I'm tired of being shooed out or locked out of regular laundry when there's an hour or more before the listed closing time (I check!)

I really don't care about the why, just fucking list the real hours of operation on somewhere that isn't just the front door, wasting everyone's time and energy 💢

I can just jump back into my warm car and try somewhere else, feels like they're really looking down at people who walk or take the bus

Well I watched that, found out why hulu likes to pretend that doesn't exist lmao