🐲​​Friday ACAB🐉 @dragonmagic@computerfairi.es

like literally the "I'm afraid to ask at this point" meme but with common names I can't look up without a series name attached to it

there are so many names (of fictional characters) flying around social media these days I'm afraid to be the odd person out and ask who or what the fuck people are talking about

finally did the basic research to see if you can be gay in Story of Seasons, and it's a "yes" so I'm adding it to my queue of games >w>

willing to bet real money my (religious) sister hates the new Lil Nas X song

lol s3 ep1 read my fuckin' mind I am LOSING MY SHIT 🤣

just found out the localization name for "Osomatsu San" is "Mr. Osomatsu"??? 🤣

(gestures to a picture of all the sextuplets) none of these is a "mister" I wouldn't call any of them "mister"

I know they're like in their mid 20's but they're little shits 💩

k-12 school: you're fidgeting too much! stop moving!!!

work, especially in a factory/retail: you're not moving fast enough!! stop taking breaks to stretch!!!

"but which weapon do I pick???" ​

as mentioned in the longest video, the best method is to try out each weapon in training or demo mode and see which one "feels" the best and/or makes the most sense to YOU

I would advise using your own judgment and not relying on others' descriptions or memes

If it feels right to you, stick with it

https://youtu.be/rQ8jsXvi02o

this video is not as long or in-depth at 15 minutes but is WAY funnier and is a more casual explanation

https://youtu.be/iqYSOeJwsxI

"every dope game has a fishing mini-game"

ok now to the present with a longer, more in-depth explanation of Monster Hunter things

it's almost 30 minutes long but VERY HELPFUL, if you want to only watch *1* video I would recommend this one

https://youtu.be/bmQR-RgBKSE

real quick, I jumped into the series in MHFU. This was back in 2009. Back then games had little intro videos to get you hyped up for the game, and in the case of MonHun counts as a wordless, "this is our world" explanation

https://youtu.be/5I5n2dP_FRA?t=11

Monster Hunter does not have a deep plot

This is The Monster Hunter Rise Beginner Youtube Tutorial Thread #monsterhunter #monhun #MonsterHunterRise #gaming

was seriously in a bad mood, but laughing at these Monster Hunter jokes and memes def helped a lot and I appreciate it

shout out to ppl who not only make video game tutorial videos but manage to be FUNNY while doing it, y'all are the best

I'm carefully watching newbie videos on youtube to share with others, but the best one I found is almost 30 minutes long...

I'm worried that if I can't get ppl to read the in-game text that they won't sit still long enough for a video :\

when I'm done, I'll share the links here as well

somehow, FFXIV is making it's way through a different offline friend group than the 1st offline group of ppl that told me about it

it all happened so fast I didn't get a chance to tell the newbies which server I'm on...I guess we can make do with being in the same data center,...assuming I can do that with a free account

it's that time again, where a bunch of ppl I care about try playing Mon Hun (usually for the first time) and are struggling with it because I made it look/sound easy

yes, I would love to play with them online but if they're not going to bother reading the in-game tutorial or watch technique videos there's not a lot I can do to help them out :\

I feel like it took me at least 10 hours before I felt comfortable with the mechanics of the game :/

a gentle reminder I'm not horny for the boat, I just love laughing at capitalism when it fails

got MonHun Rise, it's updated and ready to go, but tonight is FFCC night so I'm trying to grind for artifacts _(：3 」∠ )_