Froyo @froyo255@computerfairi.es

I know your cat is perfect, but mine is perfect, too. #catsofmastodon

Person: you're too sensitive
Me: *finger hovering over block button* hm :/// so strange :/// sorry you feel that way

A white man with a waxed mustache and red plaid flannel button-up sits in his minimalist industrial style living room sipping kombucha and staring at his succulent collection. He sighs and pulls out his phone from his Carhartt pants pocket, taking a deep breath before speaking.

"Siri, can you show me a yoga flow that will save my marriage?"

Nintendo 69

The three states of Dwayne Johnson.

The amount of sass in this picture is staggering
#mastocats

#introduction #2. Super real facts!
I am 35 and consider myself a working class academic, bisexual (or pan if you like), bigender, a nerd with (almost) no programming skills, a Gryffelclaw, a christian and a cat person. 2 longterm relationships (5/10 years) + 1 amazing roommate. Depression issues, Hypersensitivity, usually a bit tense.
I used to blog about sex, but haven't due to a burnout situation. I love analyzing people, DIY, especially building stuff, good bourbon and Hannah Gadsby.

This one is just so evil and i'm not unconvinced it's evil

#art #mastoart #digital

Idea: Humans but sentient.

me: haha, all right, i think i'm starting to learn the local lingo and what people talk about here more!

me: wait

me: ....i have no idea if what is being discussed there is a political movement or a programming language.

me: ....nevermind

If someone asks what gender I am I'm gonna kinda raise my hand, wiggle it side to side, and say "about medium rare"