Froyo @froyo255@computerfairi.es

I know your cat is perfect, but mine is perfect, too. #catsofmastodon

Person: you're too sensitive
Me: *finger hovering over block button* hm :/// so strange :/// sorry you feel that way

A white man with a waxed mustache and red plaid flannel button-up sits in his minimalist industrial style living room sipping kombucha and staring at his succulent collection. He sighs and pulls out his phone from his Carhartt pants pocket, taking a deep breath before speaking.

"Siri, can you show me a yoga flow that will save my marriage?"

Nintendo 69

The three states of Dwayne Johnson.

The amount of sass in this picture is staggering
#mastocats

This one is just so evil and i'm not unconvinced it's evil

#art #mastoart #digital

Idea: Humans but sentient.

me: haha, all right, i think i'm starting to learn the local lingo and what people talk about here more!

me: wait

me: ....i have no idea if what is being discussed there is a political movement or a programming language.

me: ....nevermind

If someone asks what gender I am I'm gonna kinda raise my hand, wiggle it side to side, and say "about medium rare"