JJ Wolverine @jjwolverine@computerfairi.es

the thing where you relive every moment of the interview for weeks until you find out if you got the job, wondering if you said something wrong and doomed yourself

Drunk text https://computerfairi.es/media/jV3pSdG3rIhVywN0iCE

p sure i just nailed the shit out of that interview. It was clearly a softball but ill take it!

@maxx @werecupine well that's random! we're here for our anniversary, also sprawled in our airbnb watching GBBO reruns. Why are you stalking us!

@werecupine @maxx yes! Just for the night :3

Sampling the local whiskey bar scene in [checks clipboard] San Diego?! https://computerfairi.es/media/-R0_I47Hb34QXdpaSfE

Sam says hi! https://computerfairi.es/media/mUESkbZj6-Ad5AUNimo

@maxx @werecupine hehe awesome. let me know if you get critical mass. I ain't goin' into the paddy wagon alone!

@werecupine you've got that killer kigu! Default Costume. Also are you going to give out candy this year now that you live in a kidsy neighborhood? You could invite us all over to suit in your yard and scandalize the neighbors...

Resignation letter sent. D:

@hellamander uuugh yeah this has actually stopped me from continuing to ramp up my lifting weight. I like making progress, but it started to get really easy to randomly tweak my back and then suffer for 3 weeks. No thank you.

@admin thanks for your hard work! appreciate this instance's stability <3

YOU GUYS. The EU is getting rid of Daylight Saving Time! We can be next! https://www.dw.com/en/eu-to-stop-changing-the-clocks-in-2019/a-45495680

wow this old forgotten "Silver Hawks" cartoon intro is WAY more '80s than I expected it to be: https://youtu.be/bUe5Ugg6Iks

"own a filthy shack and a tesla" should be the official motto of mountain view

@werecupine when we put @tanakiwah on Foursquare we named his house "blowjobs", so it would say "Scott has checked into blowjobs" in the history feed

@maxx noooooooo

You enter a room. Inside the room is Apple lead designer Jony Ive. Jony begins talking about his thoughts on product design.

Jony talks for a number of seconds, after which time you can't stand it anymore and you slap his stupid face.

This is your Jony Ive number.