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@troubleMoney There is only one OTP in this house and that's Jet x BeBop.

@Chel I'd sacrifice people for things too but if you don't have a steel foundry nearby to melt the corps...

UH I MEAN

SACRIFICE BAD. VERY BAD.

It’s cute when people send me PMs on a forum saying things like “You haven’t seen my rude, insulting side. Pray you never see it.”

I’m always like “My dude, do you really want to be saying these kinds of things to me? The head admin?”

Okay, now that the kitchen is cleaner I can feel less guilty about making tacos in the middle of the night.

This kitchen is so filthy right now it’s exhausting just looking at it; forget about attempting to clean it.

(I’m gonna clean the dishes regardless, but I wish I didn’t have to fight to get even that done.)

@softgoat i know that people go on the internet to be horny but i wish some people would stop being horny

@softgoat Not sure about exact age but I’m pretty sure she’s about an early teenager. (14 keeps popping into my head for some reason but I dunno how Canon that is.)

I am a force of pure exhaustion, the likes the world has never seen before.

@Chel you think i’m okay now but wait until you find out i play video games.

(wait, crap, did i say that out loud?)

@pettancow i only thought about vn maker because for some reason i can’t wholly remember now i got on a tangent that led me to thinking about ace attorney and thus vn maker.

normally it wouldn’t have even registered.

@troubleMoney You could strap that to the end of a diamond tip bit and literally drill it into their heads and they still wouldn't get it.

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