Joe @legendaryjoeb@computerfairi.es

Sitting here waiting for this apocalyptic snowfall but it just ain't coming.

smdh if I miss ANOTHER apocalypse.

@Chel @Scarly Hey, at least you wouldn't have to worry about it going out on you...

Because it'd already be BRICKED

@Chel https://sonicmega.tumblr.com/post/166490871661/dont-act-like-an-ass-if-youre-not-ready-to-be

@Chel @pettancow

So NISA got Cold Steel III and so far it’s just gonna be a PS4 exclusive.

*deep breath through teeth*

Many kitties

If I don’t have my Reese’s
Then I’m falling to Pieces

Controversial? Game Opinion: Hollow Knight has a better visual aesthetic than Cuphead.

@kelerak yeah, still pretty gross

@kelerak i took a brief look at it. i didn't go very deep so i didn't see any hijacking but people were definitely using it as a shorthand for something that would easily piss them off which really is pretty far away from triggered means.

saw a hashtag trending on birdsite “TriggersMeIn4Words” and all i can think is jfc how insensitive can people be. i get the intent but fucking still.

I just made some coffee but then someone mentioned Panera Bread and I remembered this really great green tea I had there last week and now I want some tea as well.

RIP me.

Reading about an old episode of Transformers where Optimus Prime is disassembled and most of his parts are used to make a robot alligator that's let loose in the New York City sewers.

...

Who needs drugs when we've got 80s cartoons?

@maple ghostbusters movie where the villain is the ghostbusters franchise because no one will let it rest in peace.

i think i hurt myself with that one

Valentine’s?! Fuck that shit, it’s Easter, bitches.

@Chel same tbh

@troubleMoney Culinary monsters are everywhere.

We must be ever vigilant.

@troubleMoney Don’t underestimate how quickly society will collapse when someone decides that crisps are a better compliment to fish rather than chips.

@wigglytuffitout capitalism, ho

@Chel Probably for the best. I’ve had better coffee elsewhere.

I just had a Need for Something.