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@Nine You know there’s containers for th...

*remembers you’re a nanocolony*

perhaps a hot take but i consider it more like lukewarm at best 

@wigglytuffitout no no, let them stay at an 11.

i will harvest all this salt and then retire to a comfortable life when i sell it all off.

food related 

I'm getting hungry but I don't really want to put the time into really preparing something. Not because of the effort but because I just don't want to stand around and have to watch my food when I've got a billion other things to do.

Well... I seem to have somehow temporarily bricked this Fire tablet while trying to root it (At least until the battery dies presumably) but at least I don't have to worry about Alexis spying on me during this time.

uspol 

@Alyx another old white male gazillionaire

i’m so exhausted i might be able to sleep through two whole prez terms

uspol 

another fucking dem prez candidate

god DAMN i am fucking exhausted

@Nine What is the common perception of heaven?

Fluffy clouds.

What kind of clouds do we have on the ground?

Fog.

Squid pro row; if people are saying that the weather is "heavenly" then it must be foggy as fuck.

www.planetary.org/explore/projects/lightsail-solar-sailing/lightsail-mission-control.html - I helped put a little spacecraft into orbit and you can follow it here, if you like.

kink mention? 

@NovaSquirrel Maybe loosen a touch? But at the same time I get where you're coming from. I can't claim to be ace but I still want to hold hands and cuddle with someone far more than I want sexys.

@troubleMoney This is as much as I’ll acknowledge this “holiday” where many USAians feel obligated to crap red, white and blue.

@wigglytuffitout Harp, plz. Do not get me started on that because the things I would start with just for the bastardization of A Scandal in Bohemia would make a baptism in Hellfire seem quaint.

I got inspired for a new Mario Maker level based on today’s events...

@Nine to heck with cypunk.

i'm a person of culture. i'm need a free bloodstained.

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