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@wigglytuffitout dump every bum motherfucker into a dumpster fire.

show them no mercy if they lack a capacity for maturity. ain't gotta be mature all the time, just when it's needed.

Knuckle tats for your and your best friend.

You: KNUC KLES

Your friend: SONI CAND

@troubleMoney I'll kill them both in one stone.

A young lady visits a local Smash Bros tournament and immediately regrets the decision.

@evie “We do not need to physically own these cars or houses to include them as prizes.”

You ever have one of those days where you just feel like...

@Chel I do rather enjoy it myself but in this case I find the name significant because I've also been doing cleaning around my place and it surely feels like a Mighty Obstacle.

(Even though it's not really that dirty. I'm just slow and meticulous.)

@evie This mug seems a little low. Better get some more.

@Chel I’ll trade ya problems cause I really wish I could sleep right now but can’t for REASONS.

:P

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