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choose your gender 

⚪ Slytherin
⚪ Hufflepuff
⚪ Fire Nation
⚪ Narnia

lewd, silly, toothbrush 

@lottie or dicks shaped like toothbrushes, so you can actually choke on one

@CobaltVelvet@octodon.social idea: computers could have a preview of the clipboard contents in the status bar/start bar

affection request 

meow it's almost snoozy time

cuddle me?

and I beat it in all zones mode too, I didn't start from the last zone...

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I beat crypt of the necrodancer

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

jobs, negative 

@witchfynder_finder literally all of the dozens of places I've applied to recently are like that...

jobs, negative 

anyway my brain is now mulch and I can't apply to anymore jobs today

why the heck does every place require you to fill out a unique form that asks exactly the same questions.... please just.... let me upload a resume.... I don't like having to spend 30 minutes applying to every individual job

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jobs, negative 

also I can't reapply to this job because of their automated system, so even if it was just "I missed the checkbox", I can literally never apply to this job lmao

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