Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

@softgoat oh gosh, I'm sorry! *gently pats your fur down*

friendly reminder: please don't constantly retoot bigots getting owned, I'd rather not see bigots at all

@squirrel woah those are so nice

@softgoat oh no! *puts a blanket on top of you* are you ok?

@softgoat *gently boops your cute nose*

@squirrel <3 <3 <3

@softgoat it's like I kissed you, but on a time delay!

do you want to kiss me again, but ~without~ the time delay?

@squirrel don't worry, you can download a new one from my site, download-a-keyboa.rd!

@softgoat *licks your fingers*

*mlems onto your keyboard*

@kara@occult.camp I've been through that, it sucks. *hugs*

@softgoat @squirrel ohhhhh heck i need this car

@Mcpurplemuffin I'm not offended, I'm just confused - it *was* dumb, compared to the rest of the event, which was very sensible and well done, and also appeared very effective at spreading the word of god

@Trev@icosahedron.website you're cute too!