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how to: get me to be your nbf 

@typhlosion aaaaaa gosh that's cute!!!

I'm sorry to make yo anxious, though

how to: get me to be your nbf 

I like how multiple people have been flirty with me in DMs that reply to this post ♥

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@LaserScheme I've gotten to the point where all phones in my price range are good enough for everything I do, (tech wise) so all I need to do is compare the screens

how to: get me to be your nbf 

I should clarify step 6: someone said they love me before I loved them back, but 20 minutes later I fell in love, so like...

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PDA 

@posit@chitter.xyz *pulls you close and snuggles*

how to: get me to be your nbf 

1. talk to me
2. cuddle me
3. be nice to me
4. repeat steps 1-3 for a while
5. tell me that you love me
6. if I say I love you too:
repeat steps 1-3 for a day
if I say I don't love you yet/only love you as a friend:
repeat steps 1-3 until I fall in love with you
7. ask me to be your nbf

disclaimer: steps will not work if I tell you no or to stop, obviously

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