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My body is a temple 

Long abandoned and full of snakes

So many people have called me cute and sweet... Maybe I am?

hot take 

@Efi it's useful if u need to convince your tech illiterate boss that your java app is unhackable

@witchfynder_finder we had that cultural thing as well - throughout my entire time in high school, there were so many jokes about people going to trade schools instead of the "proper" thing.

@witchfynder_finder this is it entirely - in Australia, just as I was leaving high school, the government was destroying all the funding for alternative non-uni education, so I really didn't have any choice...

of course, they're now regretting it, because there's now not enough people who are qualified to do important jobs that are needed to run society

A very very bad lewd pun 

If a catgirl gets herself off, is it called...

...nyasturbation?

Selfie, eye contact, knitting brag 

@memnus@octodon.social you look adorable!

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!