Okay, if you ever feel bad about having screwed up your programming, ask any programmer you really respect what their last bug was, and I guarantee it'll be a null check or an equals check accidentally flipped to not-equals. The more experienced you are in this business, the dumber the bugs seem to get.

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jan 20, 2018, 05:26

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**playa-saint Elluim )'(** @neonNeptunian@awoo.space · Jan 20, 2018, 05:26

Jan 20, 2018, 05:26

playa-saint Elluim )'( @neonNeptunian@awoo.space

oceanic sincere shitposting

from birbhell (https://twitter.com/girlsrituals/status/954356875474227200 ):

'hold on everybody

I JUST REALIZED THERES NO MIRRORS IN THE OCEAN AND IM SCARED SEA SLUGS DONT KNOW HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE'

so, as a memo
please bring a mirror to your nudibranch friends

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 05:56

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 05:56

Jan 20, 2018, 05:56

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

@chr@cybre.space I... honestly have no idea, even logged in it's a terrible experience

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 05:33

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 05:33

Jan 20, 2018, 05:33

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

the skeeviest phrase in the English language

@grime_witch I shuddered and recoiled away just reading this

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jan 17, 2018, 04:53

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**r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖** @cypnk@mastodon.social · Jan 17, 2018, 04:53

Jan 17, 2018, 04:53

r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk🤠🤖 @cypnk@mastodon.social

Apply boops directly to snoot

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 05:24

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 05:24

Jan 20, 2018, 05:24

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

overly forward

@Dex I'd love to ♥

*dives in*

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 05:04

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 05:04

Jan 20, 2018, 05:04

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

@Violet sleep well!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 05:03

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 05:03

Jan 20, 2018, 05:03

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

meow I'm now clean!

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 03:57

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 03:57

Jan 20, 2018, 03:57

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

@witchfynder_finder "speech"?

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 03:51

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 03:51

Jan 20, 2018, 03:51

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

@Efi *puts you in a bed to sleep you back to life*

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 03:50

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · Jan 20, 2018, 03:50

Jan 20, 2018, 03:50

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

@squirrel if you wear someone else's socks, you are the socks proxy

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · Jan 20, 2018, 03:40

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**Allison Parrish** @aparrish@mastodon.social · Jan 20, 2018, 03:40

Jan 20, 2018, 03:40

Allison Parrish @aparrish@mastodon.social

what I actually *meant* to make: varying line thickness with the angle of the line, then multiplying line lengths by a perlin noise value (controlling multipliers for both with mouseX/mouseY) #typographyexperiments https://mastodon.social/media/5nfwIfGcfHjyEmQFH-I