When designing a user interface, imagine some old woman using it, say Margaret Hamilton, and she's clicking your app's buttons and saying to you, as old people do,

"Young whippersnapper, when I was your age, I sent 24 people to the ACTUAL MOON with my software in 4K of RAM and here I am clicking your button and it takes ten seconds to load a 50 megabyte video ad and then it crashes

I'm not even ANGRY with you, I'm just disappointed."

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · May 29, 2018, 06:31

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · May 29, 2018, 06:31

May 29, 2018, 06:31

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

I'm here for a short time before board games

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · May 29, 2018, 06:26

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · May 29, 2018, 06:26

May 29, 2018, 06:26

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

Also: hellø

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · May 29, 2018, 06:24

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · May 29, 2018, 06:24

May 29, 2018, 06:24

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

polyam, ++++

Seeing two of your partners become partners with each other is so wonderful and amazing <3

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · May 28, 2018, 14:55

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**BatElite, Inactive here** @BatElite@computerfairi.es · May 28, 2018, 14:55

May 28, 2018, 14:55

BatElite, Inactive here @BatElite@computerfairi.es

PDA

Eeeeeeeeee I love @chao@chitter.xyz!!

She is sweet and caring and patient and very very cuddly and lovely and she deserves love and hugs and nuzzles!

What wonderful and kind people I'm surrounded by~

(also that might be an outdated colour scheme for her, but I was going by memory mostly.)

We're partners now. :3

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · May 28, 2018, 14:51

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · May 28, 2018, 14:51

May 28, 2018, 14:51

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

I'm gonna go fold the clothes so I can go to sleep

goodnight-ish~

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · May 28, 2018, 11:38

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**[moved] Darck Crystale** @DarckCrystale@cybre.space · May 28, 2018, 11:38

May 28, 2018, 11:38

[moved] Darck Crystale @DarckCrystale@cybre.space

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · May 28, 2018, 14:24

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · May 28, 2018, 14:24

May 28, 2018, 14:24

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

I've decided to block the image bots, images stress me out too much and having a bunch of them show up on my feed isn't great for me

but I hope you all still enjoy them, of course ♥

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** · May 27, 2018, 21:27

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**acey is moved!** @Fidgetcetera@sins.center · May 27, 2018, 21:27

May 27, 2018, 21:27

acey is moved! @Fidgetcetera@sins.center

selfie, eye contact, new plushy

here xey are (the plushy), and here xey are (me)!!!

https://sins.center/media/Vt-rcwFysPq2nvbPs-8

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**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · May 28, 2018, 08:55

**Lizardsquid, maker of noises** @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es · May 28, 2018, 08:55

May 28, 2018, 08:55

Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es

monamory-normativity, Doctor Who (modern era)

I'm watching through the Matt Smith episodes again, and there's this plotline about Amy cheating on her fiancée (Rory) with the Doctor, and everyone is shocked to learn she kissed him...

Except in the first episode, it's established that she works as a kissogram, so her kissing other people shouldn't be surprising at all?

Like, they write her as having BOTH an openness to kissing others AND a closed relationship to kissing, and that makes no sense