"Oh, help me," cried the dragon, perched on a tower of stone.
"I'll rescue you!" called the princess, barreling over hills and fields, sword drawn, slashing away soldiers from three different armies.
"You're rescued!" she announced, triumphantly.
"Thank you brave knight!" cooed the dragon.
"All in a day's work!"
The dragon waved as the princess galloped away.
"Alright you two, time for lessons now," said the nanny.
"Aww," they both grumbled.
video game I haven't played, prisons
It's also pitched as a DayZ killer, and DayZ was.... not a good game, it was full of a lot of malice and selfishness and other such things.
video game I haven't played, prisons
So there's a new game called SCUM, it's an Open World game described as a "Prison riot survival game"
And at first I thought it looked kind of interesting – it's a "realistic" survival game with some very specific stats that actually matter.
But the more I've looked into it, the worse it seems. It looks both cynical and hesitant to say anything about prisons, and it has got this very "violent shenanigans" feel.
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TableTop RolePlaying Games, salty
@lizardsquid fully agree. D&D is a good toolkit for starting out with GMing and tabletop roleplaying, but not the best. It's a very robust framework but it makes it very hard to fudge things. If you're an experienced GM and want to run anything but high fantasy dungeon crawls and combat heavy adventures, then you're constantly going ot be fighting D&D's systems; all of them, no matter the edition. it's doable but it's a LOT of work and there's better systems.
subtoot apology
(also this is technically a subtoot, and I'm sorry to you for doing that, but I think this is important to say to a wider audience, rather than just to you – I don't want you to think I'm trying to attack you)
TableTop RolePlaying Games, salty
also I've heard lots of D&D DMs say something like "oh, but you can customise the rules and the DM can make it as story-telling as they want"
And.... that's not really true. If I invited you to D&D, and you came over and found out we were playing a diceless game where the story was based around budding romance in a countryside post office, you would be very confused and feel lied to.
That's a story you could tell! But it's not one you could tell with D&D.
TableTop RolePlaying Games, salty
I get super frustrated with people who think that D&D is some kind of grand story-telling game, and that all RPGs are like D&D.
Because it's not a storytelling game. It's a combat simulator, with some light storytelling elements.
...I wonder how many people have been pushed away from storytelling games by their first experience with them being a crunchy combat game...
linguistics, the less funny explanation
of course this actually makes sense - it's a standard for writing only:
"The government does not regulate spoken Bokmål and recommends that normalised pronunciation should follow the phonology of the speaker's local dialect."
So Bokmål is "officially" pronounced the way you would pronounce it.(usually [ˈbuːkmɔːl] according to wikipedia)
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