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Opaque algorithms making government decisions have many of the disadvantages of human bureaucrats but with a veneer of objectivity that obscures the even greater danger they pose to human freedom and flourishing.

Even if it's politically impossible to get an incumbent human, they'll pass away eventually. A (potentially progressive) changing of the guard is guaranteed.

Where are the mandatory retirement dates for algorithms?

I just had a thought about how it's weird that all fictional hive-minds generally still have some queen or overlord
or other building-sized entity. How about a hive-mind with no social ranking whatsoever? Just a bunch of (cute) drones wandering about contently building some giant city somewhere or something?

The only problem I can think of is when they get a phone call and the person on the other end asks for the one in charge.

silly 

*attaches my tail to the ceiling with magnets, then swings around*

self improvement 

I keep neglecting to put descriptions on images...

I'm going to do it for all images in the future - and if I forget, please let me know!

Boost if someone is hot or you've ever been online.

boost this toot if you jdhdjjdfkfflcmlfmglllnfjvxg:&gdbdndmmfm[©[}©[]]]!_?"??;";;::!*!;***********

I'm in a different place!

We went in a taxi and the driver was blatantly breaking road laws, which was scary

boost this if you got a crush on me or you like chocolate pudding

I'm a sleepy lizard! (cw: affectionate as heckie) 

come cuddle and smooch me until my laptop runs out of batteries and I go to sleep! <3

affectionate weirdness directed at the reader 

I want to make cute meowing sounds and snuggle and nuzzle you

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affectionate weirdness directed at the reader 

I wanna wriggle around in your arms while you smooch me and tell me how lovely and cute I am

my emoji hearts don't have any assigned meaning - I send all kinds of hearts to friends and lovers and partners

almost doing something bad 

"heheh I can reply to this post with a lewd joke!!"

*almost hits toot*

wait... they might not be comfy...

*deletes toot*

disaster potentially averted....

gay is the power to speak about yourself without fear of anyone judging you

if you play "all star" by smash mouth at exactly 11:59:43 on new years eve, the first crash cymbal will play at exactly midnight. start off your new year right

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