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spaghetti code: unstructured, monolithic

lasagna code: stacks with unintentionally repeated functionality

ravioli code: small, self-contained modules

rotini code: huge dependency trees

farfalle code: nice syntax & layout but hard to use

affection with reader 

I hold you close, hugging you close enough that you can feel my slow breathing

"You are, truly, amazing" I say, "And I don't ever want to let you go"

mastodon question 

is it possible to hide every post with a CW?

they take up a lot of space....

BBC film crew rolls into Western Paupa expecting to film "primitive tribesmen", is shocked to discover that the folks there are used to film crews and are performing and expecting compensation.

spectator.co.uk/2018/04/jaw-dr

put telephone rings in your techno tracks so the call is coming from inside the house

it'd be neat if there was a compressed mode for masto, which cuts out the buttons at the bottom of posts

cw 90s overmanly action film aesthetic 

@eliza actually that was a lie my mate drew this one for me

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Well done ProtonMail #phishing at hxxps://adrninistrator[.]site/ikman/vv/
Email is mocking a ProtonMail error message (same red color when decryption can't work #cf9696) pastebin.com/qNLBK2s3 cc @protonmail t.co/HVbiqMSbq1

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