Lizardsquid, maker of noises @lizardsquid@computerfairi.es
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)
Joined Sep 2017
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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the one redeeming factor of computers is that i can use them to fawn over extremely cute people
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Every cat deserves a cardboard box to feel safe in
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The Go language has been out a while now, there should probably be a Go2
Then someone can write an essay "Go2 Considered Harmful"
There will be no need for a step 3.
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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a post generation algorithm with O(blog n) complexity
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@lizardsquid For serious!! Why would anyone want to be a human when they could be an Argonian cutie or a Khajiit snugglefriend? :D
who the heck plays an elder scrolls game and chooses one of the human races???
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big scarves: good
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gender: ‽
flirting, self esteeem
so many people are flirting with me and it makes me feel so wanted.... ⸘do people actually like me‽
(also I hope I didn't miss anyone in that flood of notifications...)
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caps, flirty
@typhlosion @Felthry @Gaypow @lizardsquid Proposal: that the kasran (symbol Kn) be adopted as the SI unit for cuteness in honour of the extreme cuteness of its namesake. Example usage: this kitten rates an exceptionally high 820 mKn of cuteness.
how to: get me to be your nbf
I like how multiple people have been flirty with me in DMs that reply to this post ♥
good mornoing!
Lizardsquid, maker of noises
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it's been so long, and yet no time at all
GNU Natalie Nguyen
I'm excessively offline
(because I'm going to sleep)
how to: get me to be your nbf
I should clarify step 6: someone said they love me before I loved them back, but 20 minutes later I fell in love, so like...
how to: get me to be your nbf
1. talk to me
2. cuddle me
3. be nice to me
4. repeat steps 1-3 for a while
5. tell me that you love me
6. if I say I love you too:
repeat steps 1-3 for a day
if I say I don't love you yet/only love you as a friend:
repeat steps 1-3 until I fall in love with you
7. ask me to be your nbf
disclaimer: steps will not work if I tell you no or to stop, obviously
sappy
that weird feeling when you met someone on masto and know them enough that you can't do icebreakery questions in your private chats but also don't know them well enough to just talk about random stuff
I'm excessively online
very lizard hours
hi I'm avery, a cute lizardsquid with 3 hearts full of love!
nonbinary ░ they/she ░ australia ░ 29yo
I post: silly lizardy nonsense, world building, conlangs, doctor who
polyam, demi, open. I love affection!
hugs and cuddles and such are ok, but everything else please ask first
languages: English • Welsh (very basic)
I have a private account, ask for access!
(some old accounts:
@gwyfyndraig
@liquid_lizsquid
)
Joined Sep 2017
