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buy a billion warm blankets and tie them all up and put them over the city so everything stays warm and cozy in winter

oh gosh, I really need to pack, I'll talk to you lovelies soon

I hope you have a good day/evening

:thaenkin: Why do all the conspiracy nuts talk about "the world being secretly run by lizard people" as a potential bad thing?

All the lizard people I've met 'round these parts have been lovely

language invention, pronouns 

all of my invented languages don't make gender distinctions in pronouns (there's no he/she/they/it, just they/it or some other system)

this is because:
* the majority of languages on earth DON'T distinguish between genders
* gender neutral always is easier for literally everyone

now imagine: baseball, but everything is made out of water

i can't get eaten by a grue today, i'm too busy emitting enormous amounts of light

y'all are worthy and deserve much love
don't give up :* <3

Problem with masto on mobile: i can't respond to everyone because everything's slightly slower

Good morning cuties, lovelies, monsters, demons, and creatures!

💙
*Wriggles around*

Sleepy lizard goes and has a bed

Goodnight, cuties! I love you!

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Am I going to be married to her before the year is even over??

hot take: marriage (cw: government, tradition, swearing) 

fuck the government, marry whoever and however you want

fuck traditional ceremonies, build your own symbols to demonstrate your love

fuck sexist traditions, marry on equal terms and love the fuck out of each other

@lizardsquid "Lizardsquid - *hugs* & *cuddles* (nightcore remix) HD Audio"

@lizardsquid The best one I ever came up with was for a particularly group>individual-minded dwarven society.

They referred to people by the largest group they represented, only getting more specific if there was a need to differentiate between individuals. So a typical name structure would be Species Nation City District Clan Given. If someone was the only human in the room, they'd just be called "Human."

And then you introduce membership in organisations, and things get really complicated.

@lizardsquid I know for a fact that many Indigenous Australian communities use [given name] [skin group], Inuit traditionally go by any number of (usually mononymous) names depending on context, Arabic and Ancient Roman names are a whole subject of their own.

In my own universe, in Standard Isarthakan the default order is [given name] [family name] unless the given name has a case ending appended to it (in which case it goes last), often including clan names/alt. last names where applicable.

(PM me if you want the rules - they're not quite presentable enough for a public release, yet)

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my favourite game is "Mornington Nomic" - I have the only extant copy of the rules, but the basics:

1. Everyone takes turns in order

2. A turn has 2 parts:
* the player proposes a rule addition/change
then, everyone votes on whether the rule change should be adopted - if the vote goes through, it's now in the rules!
* secondly, the player makes a move on a map of the london underground.

3. A player wins if they move to mornington crescent
4. No player can move to mornington crescent

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