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Mary :blobpats: boosted
Mary :blobpats: boosted

This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two Fibonacci jokes you heard combined

@kevinklement Matrix is probably the closest you'll get to that unfortunately

@lynnesbian "duck it", not "duckduckgo it" which I think is even better because ios autocorrect

@lynnesbian Imagine having 17% of the world's total population in *actively used* products (in other words, there are even more, but these are just the ones that are in use regularly)

@maple I assumed you could add other unicode emotes sorry. In that case could you add :headpats:?

@maple woah since when did we use mutant standard? Also, can you add the missing mutant standard emotes? (like :headpats:, etc)

npm really should have a proper api at this point, I shouldn't need to spawn a seperate process...

GUYS I'M FROM THE FUTURE!!! THE WORLD IS GOING TO END ONCE 2012 IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!

Mary :blobpats: boosted

PAPA JOHN'S is OWNED and OPERATED by the RUSSIAN government!

hm. time flies fast when you have a time machine

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