Scarly the Raven @scarly@computerfairi.es

@softgoat mhm, yes - I too am gay and wow... I totally forgot about quack pack, hahaha

People go to me for advice on relationships. I'm like, yeah sure, as me. I'm clearly filled with wisdom. So, then I recommend the latest in winter fashion.

You see, I didn't come out of the closet until late enough that I think I merged with the coats. As a result, I know all about staying warm in dark places.

So, I joined DSA not too long ago, just to support them. I totally hadn't realized that this meant someone would be trying to meet me in person to talk. It's like... Dude. I have severe social anxiety. lol. They might as well be space zombies trying to invite me over for dinner.

@nyanuri Hello hello! Nice to meet you! :)

@maple hii! nice to meet you! :3

I like this already - I mean, after 1 year on Twitter, no one said boo to me except to argue about something really random, hahaha.

@seagazelle Oooo, that's a good point. Maybe one of those salesman voices where it sounds like they have a megaphone stuck in their throat but no that's actually their inside voice and then their outside voice is like 10 bad car stereos... And, no, I don't buy whatever they're selling

@seagazelle that's seriously american - also, what does an (American voice) sound like? I'm kinda thinking about those restaurants that I go to where I am trying to hear myself think but I cannot because across from me is a table full of middle aged white people screaming at each other in a disturbing competition to discover who is the alpha-conversator.

@Chel Yes, yes I did. Why... I will never know why. I guess I always wanted to be a fairy. Hi.

Okay, I'm taking a deep breath and and and I'm here and only moderately slightly overwhelmed by all of this delicious newness and prehistoric vibes (you know, bc mastodon - anyone laughing? no, okay that's okay). hi all

#introductions