Scarly the Raven @scarly@computerfairi.es

@ThingQuail I wanna play! I wanna play!

No seriously though, i really am sad that i didn't back this on kickstarter when i had the chance.. ; _ ;

@maple yeah, i feel like that already

i used to go on twitter and basically shake with terror anytime i accidentally ended up in the crosshairs of someone with a ton of followers

i mean, i hardly said anything but then *BOOM* stuff would go sour - even though i was *agreeing* with them. i think they just did it to give their followers someone to beat up on. as a result, i think i'm sorta traumatized, hahaha.

@maple don't worry, they won't sue you - they'll be too busy trying to strongarm me into paying for "instant ink" - I'll just let the subscription lapse again and see how long it takes for the hp van to pull up and their hired goons to go tumbling out

@softgoat mhm, yes - I too am gay and wow... I totally forgot about quack pack, hahaha

People go to me for advice on relationships. I'm like, yeah sure, as me. I'm clearly filled with wisdom. So, then I recommend the latest in winter fashion.

You see, I didn't come out of the closet until late enough that I think I merged with the coats. As a result, I know all about staying warm in dark places.

So, I joined DSA not too long ago, just to support them. I totally hadn't realized that this meant someone would be trying to meet me in person to talk. It's like... Dude. I have severe social anxiety. lol. They might as well be space zombies trying to invite me over for dinner.

@nyanuri Hello hello! Nice to meet you! :)

@maple hii! nice to meet you! :3

I like this already - I mean, after 1 year on Twitter, no one said boo to me except to argue about something really random, hahaha.

@seagazelle Oooo, that's a good point. Maybe one of those salesman voices where it sounds like they have a megaphone stuck in their throat but no that's actually their inside voice and then their outside voice is like 10 bad car stereos... And, no, I don't buy whatever they're selling

@seagazelle that's seriously american - also, what does an (American voice) sound like? I'm kinda thinking about those restaurants that I go to where I am trying to hear myself think but I cannot because across from me is a table full of middle aged white people screaming at each other in a disturbing competition to discover who is the alpha-conversator.

@Chel Yes, yes I did. Why... I will never know why. I guess I always wanted to be a fairy. Hi.

Okay, I'm taking a deep breath and and and I'm here and only moderately slightly overwhelmed by all of this delicious newness and prehistoric vibes (you know, bc mastodon - anyone laughing? no, okay that's okay). hi all

#introductions