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PSA: Wipe your goddamn drives before donating them to a charity shop

Or otherwise getting rid of them, but especially if you're donating them to a charity shop

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I've realised that some non-English-English speakers may be confused by the British reaction to Mark Zuckerberg sending other people in his place after his invitation to speak to the UK Parliament

While "you are invited to Parliament to speak on this subject" may be interpreted as "we'd like you come and talk if it's not too much bother" to some foreign ears, the phrase actually means "COME HERE RIGHT THIS SECOND YOU LITTLE SHIT AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF"

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If you want to help me survive, it'd be very nice to help me out in whatever little way you could

thank you

ko-fi.com/charlotte

patreon.com/CharlotteFields

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haha cowards betcha didn't expect an April fools joke a week early cowards

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Made a colour edit to the tiled pattern this morning, but I still like both versions.

Later on, I might order some of this stuff from Spoonflower so I can sell textiles. I have a few people asking about fabrics. I'm not really sure what I'm doing though!
computerfairi.es/media/qcRZK6Y computerfairi.es/media/qsxH-Ug

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Here's your problem for the night:

At what point do they cease being groceries and become food?

Better yet, at what point to they BEGIN being groceries?

i'm gonna lose my mind before i finish counting and rolling up all of this change ahahaha :thinkhappy: i hope i can just leave a message for some of my buds + have them keep me company while i count coins and die

*I'm hoping to use THE money to move out. Thanks, predictive text. (:c_(

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self-advertising 

anyone interested in a half-page's worth of sketches for $3 USD? I'm hoping to use toe money to move out of my stressful situation and in with my boyfriend before the end of the year (optimistically aiming for the end of summer). throw in an extra $3 for more page space or an underpainted color finish on your half-page! I'll draw anything other than primates, hate speech, or nsfw stuff.

ko-fi.com/fffafnir/

more flarf... For Your Soulβ„’ 

You know why she's dragging you? You should stop there, since many folks suffer through puddles collected in the middle of this tar. Meanwhile, I've been here wishing that you were a better person. Her problems are going pale from staying inside so much, making me so ashamed of everything. She could morph into a home-bound alien for all I care. Everything I do is, again, what is quoted as saying, and that's just the way it is at home some days.

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Looking for work (in Sydney or remotely), boosts wanted 

So it seems the government is offering me an ultimatum: drop out of my studies, or starve.

I'm a nonbinary computing person, and have experience with Systems Administration, Formal Methods, Desktop Development and Functional Programming, looking to find work ASAP.

My resume can be found here: averylychee.neocities.org/onli

I'm hoping to find work in Sydney, but I'm also open to working remotely

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financial need, eviction, urgent 

GoFundMe:
gofundme.com/tessa-survival

patreon:
patreon.com/jakimfett

venmo/simple:
@jakimfett

Literally $1 will help right now.

My bank account is at $0.35 and I need $5 for bus fare in less than 20 hours.

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Here is a useful list of mobile apps, browser extensions, bots, etc for Mastodon users at github.com/tootsuite/documenta.

There is a small link at the bottom of the Getting Started column by I expect many #newusers may miss it. Not all the mobile apps are in the official stores.

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Speakers of American English! You can help do an actual science just by answering some questions on a topic practically everybody likes to talk about: What Is The Right Word for a Thing?

New online American English dialect survey languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/

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While there isn't an official way to link your Mastodon account with Keybase, you can prove your identity manually by signing a message with the Keybase CLI. Then, anyone that meets you via the fediverse can communicate with you securely by verifying your signature. There is a good explanation of how to do this at ryanmaynard.co/mastodon-keybas

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Today's lesson: Medium is bad. They've suspended our account and blocked access to all our published stories for bogus reasons and with only 12 hours notice.

also this cherry-blossom petal-shower icon animation is HILARIOUSLY dramatic... oh dang i love it

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