my ordinary life: ep 1 

(apropos of nothing, out of nowhere)
"bingo shoes"
"bingo shoes?"
"yeah the shoes that you go to bingo with"

my ordinary life: ep 2, kink mention 

(in a furry club in second life)
"OH i thought you were talking about programming macros"
"jesus christ you're a nerd"

my ordinary life: ep 3 

me: "do you come from a land down under?"

laserscheme: "vegemite sandwich!"

my ordinary life: ep 4 

laserscheme, talking about shirts: "need to figure out what size i am..."

me, without missing a beat: "bird sized!"

laserscheme: "ok."

my ordinary life: ep 5 

me: "i'm a gay furry..."

laserscheme: "the gayest furriest"

my ordinary life: ep 6 

laserscheme: *too quiet to understand*

me: "did you just say you don't like butts???"

laser: "no i don't like BUTTONS! i ADORE butts!"

me: "OHHHHHH"

my ordinary life: ep 7 

"honkachonk"

"why are we like this"

"poop"

"poop"

my ordinary life: ep 8 

me: "you're dating a gamer"

laser: "is that with a y"

me:

me: "yes"

laser: "good"

my ordinary life: ep 9, drug mention 

laser: "it was like... what were those things that they had, in the 80s..."

me: "... cocaine?"

laser:

laser: "PAGERS"

my ordinary life: ep 10 

laser: "an odometer measures how many odos per hour there are"

me:

my ordinary life: ep 11 

laser: "i would ... pancakes"

me: "i would pancakes with you too"

laser: "we nouns as a verb. good times"

my ordinary life: ep 12 

me: "i love you!"

laser: "i love you too"

me: "a whole lot"

laser: *burps*

my ordinary life: ep 13 

me: "i hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!"

laser, very quietly: "bleurgh."

my ordinary life: ep 14 

"robot syrup is just another name for machine oil"

my ordinary life: ep 15 

laser: (among other incoherent sayings during a call) "give yourself a chombis"

me: *cackles uncontrollably*

laser: "what?"

my ordinary life: ep 16 

me: *rips out a massive burp*

laser: "holy SHIT"

me: "aren't you glad you're dating me"

laser: "i'm, extremely glad i get to hear your burps"

my ordinary life: ep 17 

me: "oh no wonder i was transmitting noise, i looked at my voice circuits, and they were poopy"

@troubleMoney: *laughs* "it sounds so right, you saying 'i looked at my voice circuits'"

my ordinary life: ep 18 

me: "... diet.. parpo"

laser: "yeah.... Yeah."

my ordinary life: ep 19 

@LaserScheme: "who's this average joe anyway?"

@noelle: "he's the son of general public"

my ordinary life: ep 20 

@LaserScheme: (muttering) "...where's the alphabet..."

me: "excuse me what"

LaserScheme: "wait no that's the wrong end of the alphabet"

me:

my ordinary life: ep 21 

me: "but what if i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own--"

@LaserScheme: "yep"

me: "--butt"

my ordinary life: ep 22 

me: "hey who's in line of succession from guy fieri as the mayor of flavor town"

@LaserScheme: "nobody he's an invincible prince"

...

me: "ok but what if he dies"

laser: "he can't die he's invincible!"

me: "ok but what if he abdicates"

my ordinary life: ep 23 

me: "what do you think the t. in william t. riker stands for"

@LaserScheme: "testosterone"

my ordinary life: ep 24, genital mention 

@LaserScheme: "penis"

me: (quiet and soft) "that's a bad word..."

@LaserScheme: "dingle"

me: (quiet and soft) "that's a good word..."

my ordinary life: ep 22 

@squirrel @LaserScheme the abdication of guy fieri would lead to flavor town collapsing into anarchic chaos

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