maple classic™ 
my ordinary life: ep 1
(apropos of nothing, out of nowhere)
"bingo shoes"
"bingo shoes?"
"yeah the shoes that you go to bingo with"
my ordinary life: ep 2, kink mention
(in a furry club in second life)
"OH i thought you were talking about programming macros"
"jesus christ you're a nerd"
my ordinary life: ep 3
me: "do you come from a land down under?"
laserscheme: "vegemite sandwich!"
my ordinary life: ep 4
laserscheme, talking about shirts: "need to figure out what size i am..."
me, without missing a beat: "bird sized!"
laserscheme: "ok."
my ordinary life: ep 5
me: "i'm a gay furry..."
laserscheme: "the gayest furriest"
my ordinary life: ep 6
laserscheme: *too quiet to understand*
me: "did you just say you don't like butts???"
laser: "no i don't like BUTTONS! i ADORE butts!"
me: "OHHHHHH"
my ordinary life: ep 7
"honkachonk"
"why are we like this"
"poop"
"poop"
my ordinary life: ep 8
me: "you're dating a gamer"
laser: "is that with a y"
me:
me: "yes"
laser: "good"
my ordinary life: ep 9, drug mention
laser: "it was like... what were those things that they had, in the 80s..."
me: "... cocaine?"
laser:
laser: "PAGERS"
my ordinary life: ep 10
laser: "an odometer measures how many odos per hour there are"
me:
my ordinary life: ep 11
laser: "i would ... pancakes"
me: "i would pancakes with you too"
laser: "we nouns as a verb. good times"
my ordinary life: ep 12
me: "i love you!"
laser: "i love you too"
me: "a whole lot"
laser: *burps*
my ordinary life: ep 13
me: "i hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!"
laser, very quietly: "bleurgh."
my ordinary life: ep 14
"robot syrup is just another name for machine oil"
my ordinary life: ep 15
laser: (among other incoherent sayings during a call) "give yourself a chombis"
me: *cackles uncontrollably*
laser: "what?"
my ordinary life: ep 16
me: *rips out a massive burp*
laser: "holy SHIT"
me: "aren't you glad you're dating me"
laser: "i'm, extremely glad i get to hear your burps"
my ordinary life: ep 17
me: "oh no wonder i was transmitting noise, i looked at my voice circuits, and they were poopy"
@troubleMoney: *laughs* "it sounds so right, you saying 'i looked at my voice circuits'"
my ordinary life: ep 18
me: "... diet.. parpo"
laser: "yeah.... Yeah."
my ordinary life: ep 19
@LaserScheme: "who's this average joe anyway?"
@noelle: "he's the son of general public"
my ordinary life: ep 20
@LaserScheme: (muttering) "...where's the alphabet..."
me: "excuse me what"
LaserScheme: "wait no that's the wrong end of the alphabet"
me:
my ordinary life: ep 21
me: "but what if i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own--"
@LaserScheme: "yep"
me: "--butt"
my ordinary life: ep 22
me: "hey who's in line of succession from guy fieri as the mayor of flavor town"
@LaserScheme: "nobody he's an invincible prince"
...
me: "ok but what if he dies"
laser: "he can't die he's invincible!"
me: "ok but what if he abdicates"
my ordinary life: ep 24, genital mention
@LaserScheme: "penis"
me: (quiet and soft) "that's a bad word..."
@LaserScheme: "dingle"
me: (quiet and soft) "that's a good word..."
my ordinary life: ep 22
@squirrel @LaserScheme the abdication of guy fieri would lead to flavor town collapsing into anarchic chaos
my ordinary life: ep 23
@squirrel @LaserScheme HJAKFSAHFAFS
THGIS IS NOW CANON
my ordinary life: ep 23
me: "what do you think the t. in william t. riker stands for"
@LaserScheme: "testosterone"